Satire'd!

[dinnindn]

For all of you who knew Owen Allen, this is a sad day

Comments

[lyreoforpheus]

ZOMG
JOIN ZUL'JIN
ALLIANCE

OR DIE
pros:
-joey
-twinking
-no death involved for you
-weee
cons:
-nothing

the choice is practically made for you.

[stuckinlodi]

i'm confused. why is he dead to you now/why is it a sad day?

[lyreoforpheus]

because he has taken lessons from a ninja
the mortal enemies of pirates
aka
damian

[owencreature]

Next time I'll spill rum all over the place, I promise. I just forgot to make a mess this time. Forgetfulness is a sign of not being entirely calm and collected. And as we know, ninjas are always calm and collected, and pirates are not.

OMG I'M A PIRATE PROMISE!!!11

[dinnindn]

ARRR! Ye've ALWAYS BEEN A PIRATE! I was Just tryin ter get ye all angry.

We'll GET drunk sometime And feel much better about the entire deal.

and honestly, aren't pirates all about breaking rules? whats the biggest rule ever? Pirates dont ever learn stuff from ninjas. So honestly this is a sign that you are becoming one of the greatest pirates ever known, the bane of ninjatude.

We shall rule the world you and I. And then get drunk.

[gnownaym]

I assure you, ninjas can too be pirates. Little bunny ninja walking through the forest, slicing up the field mice and leaving 'em all for dead~

[owencreature]

And then stealing their pants

[rasputanian_]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Kick. Ass. <3

[saotomecyclone]

You are not joining Zul'Jin Alliance! I had a rogue there for a while, it blows!

[saotomecyclone]

Further more, throw me an IM today, let's get yer ass started.

And tell Owen to get in on it too, he'd make a good rogue.

[lyreoforpheus]

oh whatever!
my guild farms ragnaros and blackwing lair now... i'll give damian free shit till his bags overflow

and then make him bigger bags on my tailoring alt!!!

HAHAHAHA

[saotomecyclone]

Grats. Did you join the guild when it was formed and go through all the learning and wipes on the first Molten Giant pull?