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diogenesshadow

You're Not a Nihilist

Aug 12, 2006 23:54

This is an ode to quite a few literature and philosophy majors at my school -

You’re Not a Nihilist.

There appears to be an epidemic of Nihilists these days. You may be aware of these individuals. They are frequently seen lounging in coffee shops with a copy of Will to Power. Of course, by coffee shop, I am not referring to Starbucks, but little ( Read more... )

satire, pamphlet

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satou_sei August 13 2006, 07:15:43 UTC

My favorite is when these douchebags go into the coffee shops (to spite Starbucks and Peet's) and bring in their own fucking coffee or tea bags and ask for hot water. Then, after obtaining said (free) hot water, they curl up on one of the two couches or armchairs in the café, pull out their Macbook (because anything running Windows is evil, never mind the fact that if they bothered learning anything about computers, they could just install Linux on a PC) and Nietzsche's I'll Whine About the World Fifty Secondth Edition, and proceed to read the contents of said Nietzsche's work with a self-assured, sock-sniffing, shit-eating grin on their face, wearing sweats and a scraggly tee, with disheveled hair, dirty flip flops, and athlete's foot, because there's no way they'd take their mommy and daddy's money to "stratify" their appearances when they are they same as any other prole. Except when accepting money for tuition of course, because their self-improvement and education will enable them to bring revolution to the world someday. THE ( ... )

diogenesshadow August 13 2006, 20:44:13 UTC

Scraggly CHE shirts! Get it right!

satou_sei August 14 2006, 01:47:45 UTC

I totally want to hump the girl in your user pic.

elwhyenen August 13 2006, 10:50:55 UTC

One of these days you're going to have to make a :

How To Kill A Nihilist/Homophobic/omgoverreligousSTABMEPLS/PMSingBitches/Asses/JUST ABOUT ANYONE ELSE WHO DOES NOT HAVE DIO'S SEAL OF APPROVAL.

...chyeeeeah, I'd totally go out and buy it. D:

diogenesshadow August 13 2006, 20:46:33 UTC

Really Dio's approval isn't that hard to get - but that would be a really great guide.

fnck August 13 2006, 15:38:11 UTC

"...for all intensive purposes."

INTENTS AND PURPOSES! AND AND AND! "INTENSIVE PURPOSES" DOESN'T MAKE A SHRED OF SENSE!

Otherwise, though, great. ;)

diogenesshadow August 13 2006, 20:38:38 UTC

Hey, even otherwise intelligent people make mistakes. =P

Glad you enjoyed it.

star382000 August 17 2006, 03:32:28 UTC

if you don't mind, I totally have to share this with one of my friends next chance I get, she'd love it. she is..well, she loves sarcasm and has actually read Nietzsche :-P *checks the spelling on that about 50 times before sending* I meant to read this sooner but kept getting sidetracked...maybe I need some coffee ;-)

star382000 August 17 2006, 03:36:10 UTC

okay, so, replace god with Nietzsche, and god is, obviously, dead, so therefore Nietzsche is dead, which is true, so there's some sense to it all! *hail*

I need sleep...

diogenesshadow August 17 2006, 03:52:22 UTC

You may share it with whom you please, I leave these entries public for that reason.

And I think that even if one hasn't read Nietzsche they know or see someone like that... I mean, most people can sense BS.