Does your man have you under his paw like my cat has me? If not, King Butterfly would be glad to mentor him.
Here's Lesson One:
Play catatonic. Don't get up when your woman comes home or when she serves dinner. Struggle to glance at her when she calls your name, but barely respond when she caresses you. Wear a tired, pained expression. And
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Awwwwwww!!
(and who says cats aren't smarter than dogs?) ;-))
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