Crackfic Feeds Hope! Hangar Deck Smooching, Extended Directors' Cut
They wanted more! So here's a deleted scene from the last crackfic episode.
True fact: The working title for Sine Qua Non was originally "Bacon Makes Everything Better." But they couldn't figure out how to translate that into Latin.
Ahem. "More Romo" and "J-Pack" worked. ROLL FILM
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Lee: Aww, yeah. Let’s inspire the fleet, Kara.
Kara (yanking off jacket): You could do that better if you were shirtless.
Deck crew: AMEN!
(Raptor takes off as they're still kissing)
(bagpipes warble hope)
Romo (running on-camera waving a gun): NOOOO! TOO MUCH OPTIMISM HERE, TOO MUCH KISSING! STOP RIGHT THERE, MR. ADAMA!
Lee: Aww, crap, we forgot to confiscate his gun.
Romo: MY CAT IS DEAD AND NOW NO HOPE MAY LIVE!
Jake (leaping through the air to tackle him): Ruff! Awruff ruff ruff!
Romo: Oh, you're right, Jake, now I remember. Violence is never the answer.
Kara: It is sometimes.
Jake (tail wagging): Awoof woof.
Lee: Thanks, Jake. I owe you one.
Jake: Bow wow vice presidency bow wow!
Lee: I'm sorry, buddy, but I promised that to Zarek, because he needs to cause trouble in some future episodes. But you are eminently qualified!
Jake: GRRR.
Romo: It's okay, Jake, I bought you a scratching post. And a catnip mouse, and this little feather on a string. We're going to have such fun together.
(Jake gives a huge doggy sigh)
Lee: And I’ll throw in two pounds of algae treats.
Jake (tilting head adorably): Rouf ruff bacon row wowr?
Lee: As soon as the Bacon Ship is back online, you’ll get a cut of the first batch in production. They just need to repair the Apple Ship and the Crayon Ship first.
Jake: Awooooo!
(He and Romo leave)
Kara: Dude, that guy smelled like cat. DEAD cat.
Lee: He does? I can’t tell, I have no working nostrils.
Kara: Why did you give an unstable gun-toting man another pet, anyway?
Lee: Tory did a poll, and Jake beat out all other potential candidates by 20 points. He’s got it all: loyalty, courage, massive popularity, a heroic record with the resistance, soft puppy eyes, a thorough knowledge of parliamentary law...I had to eliminate the threat.
Kara: Damn, I love it when you play dirty. Kiss me again!
Lee: C’mere, darling. We’re going to make beautiful regime change together!
Kara: Hell yeah!
(smooching resumes for the 40th time)
(The deck crew slow claps)
**fade to black**
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I They don't know when to stop. :)
I feel the need for a Tigh-Caprica crackfic scene, too...ooo, Cylon baby! Or something else to rework from this cracky episode. Any requests? X__O
True fact: The working title for Sine Qua Non was originally "Bacon Makes Everything Better." But they couldn't figure out how to translate that into Latin.
Ahem. "More Romo" and "J-Pack" worked. ROLL FILM
***
Lee: Aww, yeah. Let’s inspire the fleet, Kara.
Kara (yanking off jacket): You could do that better if you were shirtless.
Deck crew: AMEN!
(Raptor takes off as they're still kissing)
(bagpipes warble hope)
Romo (running on-camera waving a gun): NOOOO! TOO MUCH OPTIMISM HERE, TOO MUCH KISSING! STOP RIGHT THERE, MR. ADAMA!
Lee: Aww, crap, we forgot to confiscate his gun.
Romo: MY CAT IS DEAD AND NOW NO HOPE MAY LIVE!
Jake (leaping through the air to tackle him): Ruff! Awruff ruff ruff!
Romo: Oh, you're right, Jake, now I remember. Violence is never the answer.
Kara: It is sometimes.
Jake (tail wagging): Awoof woof.
Lee: Thanks, Jake. I owe you one.
Jake: Bow wow vice presidency bow wow!
Lee: I'm sorry, buddy, but I promised that to Zarek, because he needs to cause trouble in some future episodes. But you are eminently qualified!
Jake: GRRR.
Romo: It's okay, Jake, I bought you a scratching post. And a catnip mouse, and this little feather on a string. We're going to have such fun together.
(Jake gives a huge doggy sigh)
Lee: And I’ll throw in two pounds of algae treats.
Jake (tilting head adorably): Rouf ruff bacon row wowr?
Lee: As soon as the Bacon Ship is back online, you’ll get a cut of the first batch in production. They just need to repair the Apple Ship and the Crayon Ship first.
Jake: Awooooo!
(He and Romo leave)
Kara: Dude, that guy smelled like cat. DEAD cat.
Lee: He does? I can’t tell, I have no working nostrils.
Kara: Why did you give an unstable gun-toting man another pet, anyway?
Lee: Tory did a poll, and Jake beat out all other potential candidates by 20 points. He’s got it all: loyalty, courage, massive popularity, a heroic record with the resistance, soft puppy eyes, a thorough knowledge of parliamentary law...I had to eliminate the threat.
Kara: Damn, I love it when you play dirty. Kiss me again!
Lee: C’mere, darling. We’re going to make beautiful regime change together!
Kara: Hell yeah!
(smooching resumes for the 40th time)
(The deck crew slow claps)
**fade to black**
_____
I They don't know when to stop. :)
I feel the need for a Tigh-Caprica crackfic scene, too...ooo, Cylon baby! Or something else to rework from this cracky episode. Any requests? X__O