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so there are some things which "normal" people are good at, like holding down jobs and not getting arrested, and there are some things that "crazy" people are good at, like writing sonatas or, in my case, singlehandedly clear-cutting half an acre of forest in two hours ( Read more... )

so i just finished paying rent this month with mushrooms, which was awesome. however, in the course of breaking up the drugs into smaller bags, i seem to have inhaled quite a significant quantity of spores. i initially thought that this would be no big deal. however i was mistaken. after emerging from a psychedelic haze, somehow i wound up at this ( Read more... )

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"sweet jane" came on the radio as i was getting out of the car this afternoon. i found that my hands were shaking and my stomach hurt. if i had been alone, i might have cried ( Read more... )

so, i have a new claim to fame, one which is dubious to say the least: yesterday, while toiling away in some merciless hole, i met a man and his dogs. one of the dogs tried to mount my leg, so i kicked it. hard. it turns out however, that this particular hound (a boston terrier) was descended from the origial hybrid of the breed. to add yet another ( Read more... )

oh and by the way:
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so.... yeah. it sure was.... ive been homeless now for quite some time. i forgot just how much i hate sleeping on sofas. the irony here is that i have a perfectly serviceable house waiting for me in arlington, but because i am working out in west-bumfuck without a car i have no way of getting there on any sort of regular basis. i. e. in the last ( Read more... )

i woke up this morning and promptly tore the freezer door off of its hinges. i know not how or why, only that i did. i have decided that this is infact a harbinger of the coming apocolapse. To whit:
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