OMGWTF DPF SMASH!11!1 AKA: DPF gets incensed over the internet musings of a dumbfuck.
In response to a post over on Oh No They Didn't (yeah...I know. I KNOW. I know, ok? Seriously.) about why on earth dose dem dere baby-killin', Christ-fersakin' Ca-RAAAAAAAAZY liberals think Sarah Palin is a raging fucking simpleton, superidioticsalt (name changed for...well, because I'm a pussy) has this AMAZING gem to offer as an explanation:
"Srsly. Salah Palin is not a dumb woman. As much as abortion-defending anti-soccer mom types hate Palin, they just sound silly when they say she's stupid. They're buying into the stereotype that you can't be pretty and smart. So hypocritical for the "equality" seeking liberals."
Yep. You got me, you dumb fuck. I think Sarah Palin's a you-grade moron because you think she's PRETTY. You caught me! I just got out of my time capsule from the 1840s where some people may have more readily believed that you can't be attractive and string a sentence together. Also, you have discovered our secret! Nearly every single liberal woman was born grotesquely disfigured, and those of us who weren't born with horns, jowls, and an impressive collection of hairy facial moles have been maimed beyond all human recognition. In fact, I am pumicing my hunchback as we speak before I go ring the cathedral bells, take your money, and spread the wealth.
Fact: She's fucking stupid, and she's no fucking looker.
Fact: Nancy Pelosi can kick this hag's ass brains- and beauty-wise eight ways from Sunday.
Fact: I too am a dumbfuck for getting this pissed off.
"Srsly. Salah Palin is not a dumb woman. As much as abortion-defending anti-soccer mom types hate Palin, they just sound silly when they say she's stupid. They're buying into the stereotype that you can't be pretty and smart. So hypocritical for the "equality" seeking liberals."
Yep. You got me, you dumb fuck. I think Sarah Palin's a you-grade moron because you think she's PRETTY. You caught me! I just got out of my time capsule from the 1840s where some people may have more readily believed that you can't be attractive and string a sentence together. Also, you have discovered our secret! Nearly every single liberal woman was born grotesquely disfigured, and those of us who weren't born with horns, jowls, and an impressive collection of hairy facial moles have been maimed beyond all human recognition. In fact, I am pumicing my hunchback as we speak before I go ring the cathedral bells, take your money, and spread the wealth.
Fact: She's fucking stupid, and she's no fucking looker.
Fact: Nancy Pelosi can kick this hag's ass brains- and beauty-wise eight ways from Sunday.
Fact: I too am a dumbfuck for getting this pissed off.