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[dir_en_sasuke]

hey hey hey all its the infamouse D reporting live from my dining room here to give you the latest on my life well im watchin the hurricane reports on Fox and CNN its sad but funny cause the reporters are tryin to fight and it looks like the smooth criminal video but yeah anyway

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[dir_en_sasuke]

oh snap i forgot my perly whites

[tallon_v]

Yo Dan, I have yet to smell you all dirty laundry-esque, let alone dirty anything. I know you're hygene is top-notch. You might wanna tell Brandon to give the old scrub-scrub under his arms every once in a while though >_>

As for my hygene:

Shower every morning, unless i'm doing nothing on Saturdays.
Use shower gel with a rough sponge.
Shampoo my hair every day and conditioner once a week.
Apricot Scrub for my face.
Clearasil for my face.
Brush teeth one to twice a day.
sometimes floss.
sometimes listerine.
Use Old Spice Red Zone clear gel deoderant.
Sometimes use Chanel to make me smell good.

[persiantears]

haha thats fucked up lol smooth criminal music video...lol there is no problem being metrosexual