so today is my birthday

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[postcardmystery]

Um... I made you a thing...

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[wheres_walnut]

[dire_redux]

oh my god I love you and I want you to know that

and I got a mental image of someone gargling cake

I don't even know how that would work

this looks like comment looks like shitty postmodern poetry

oranges withering in the summer heat

the wing of a magpie

the sound of ice cracking underfoot

and some other artsy, deeply symbolic shit

also we should ride off into the sunset on raptors

because that is what people do on their birthday, right

right

yes.

[zunmo]

Happy birthday boo :} Sorry we fell out of contact, but that cake looks really good, so I decided to just creep up here and grab some... awkwardly.

yis

[dire_redux]

That is totally okay, let me just love all over you awkwardly and offer you lots and lots of leftover cake and pictures of dolphins for old times' sake

[zunmo]

Romantic dolphins are forever relevant.

[starlingthefool]

HAPPY BERFDAY. THAT LOOKS LIKE A MIGHTY FINE WAY TO CELEBRATE.

HERE'S YOUR PRESENT.

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ASDKJSAHKJDHKLJASHDK;JSAH

THAT IS ADORABLE

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THANK YOU BB

[taleya]

HAPPY BIIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I should write you some porn. DOES YOU LEK PORNZ????

[dire_redux]

I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN FOREVER

OH

MY

GOD

I MISS YOU SO MUCH

HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN?

NEXT TIME I AM ON AIM PLEASE HOLLER AT ME AND FEEL FREE TO KEEP ME UP UNTIL ALL UNGODLY HOURS

AND YES, WHY, OF COURSE I DO