001 ❀ VIDEO

[direbunnies]

[When the video starts, it's... quite out of focus and all that can be seen is a blurry face with pointy ears. She starts speaking, not realizing what it may look like to others because she doesn't know how to work this thing.]

I wonder what this is... I haven't seen anything like this before. It's different than what I'm used to. [It reminds her

Comments

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

It's something you obviously don't know how to use!

1/2

[direbunnies]

[...

What.]

[direbunnies]

[LOOK AT HER CONFUSED (AND ALSO INCREDIBLY BLURRY FACE) VRISKA. She pulled the device back out, and she is now looking at it intently.

Of course, because this thing is making sound and she's not sure what's going on and what is technology, she is going to be cautious because it could be a spirit. You have to be cautious with spirits.]

Is there a way to properly use it?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Yeah! Stop shaking it around so much. How can you be soooooooo bad at using a viewport??

[fanboy_silver]

Um, I don't think you're in wherever you're from anymore.

[direbunnies]

[... THERE ARE SO MANY SPIRITS HERE WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON.]

Is this a place in the Fade? It seems like there are a lot of spirits here.

[fanboy_silver]

I don't think so. What's the Fade? Also, I'm not a spirit. I'm a living person.

[direbunnies]

But you're speaking to me through... whatever this is, and I haven't seen a place like this before.

If you don't know what the Fade is, then this probably isn't that.

[servessithis]

As I live and breathe. You're an elf.

[direbunnies]

Yes. I've never really been anything else.

stupid lj ate the notif

[servessithis]

I do not doubt it. But you see, we have no elves here, and seeing one again is rather refreshing.

LJ is eating a lot of notifs. 8( I am not getting any at all.

[direbunnies]

Are you an elf? [Or a spirit. She's assuming spirits for the most part because what is technology.]

[knifecushion]

So you're admitting to everyone that you're a thief magnet.

[direbunnies]

[wtf is even going on. SPIRITS EVERYWHERE??]

Not really. They usually leave me alone.

[knifecushion]

[hey. hey merrill. BOO.]

You just said they usually take stuff. Mixed messages are annoying.

[direbunnies]

[Hey. Hey Fran. FROWNY FACE.]

I didn't mean to give out a mixed message. People usually do take things rather than give them, though. I learned that in Kirkwall.

[impledge]

Oh, um, well... it's like a phone! [ this is the best comparison she can make SORRY MERRILL it probably won't help ] Did you just get here...?

[direbunnies]

[THIS COMPARISON IS SO UNHELPFUL.]

What is a phone? [Technology is confusing!!] I arrived about an hour ago, I think.

[impledge]

[ o-oh she doesn't know what a phone is.... HOW BEST TO EXPLAIN THIS... ]

Well... it's something you can talk to people with, even if they're far away. Um... but this device lets you see them too, if you want to! [ Does that help more?? ] Oh... did anyone send you a Guide?

[direbunnies]

[It does! And now she's going to be infinitely more curious because it's like the eluvian-- a cautious curious, of course.]

I see-- that sounds useful. I didn't have something quite like this before. [A pause.] There's a guide?