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directbetween

An open letter to science:

Jun 21, 2006 01:54

Dear Science ( Read more... )

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sorry man... berzerkator June 21 2006, 17:00:47 UTC

im on it.

Re: sorry man... directbetween June 22 2006, 04:06:25 UTC

Awesome. Science, you rock.

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Re: Dear consumer, jays_a_sellout June 21 2006, 21:10:51 UTC

I got really excited when i saw this cause i thought it said polyphasic sheep. ive been looking for a more exciting sheep related consumer expeireince for years. standard, non-polyphasic, sheep put me to sleep, if you dont mind the pun. what alternatives can you offer me on this front?

Re: Dear consumer, directbetween June 22 2006, 06:37:48 UTC

Good point, Jay. What do you say, science?

Polyphasic Sheep sounds like the Blink Dog from D&D. Maybe they're otherwise normal sheep, but they just happen to be transdimensional and can teleport more or less at will. However, they can only teleport a hundred feet or so, so you see them blinking in and out of existence all over the field.

Re: Dear consumer, directbetween June 22 2006, 06:38:25 UTC

Oh, and when they teleport, they make a really funny noise that sounds like gagging and bleeting at the same time.