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[directforce]

I don't see why everybody is complaining really; I mean, I've been tiny, blonde and female for years and it's never bothered me all that much. I actually lends to the element of surprise~

Besides, being female is far more fun anyway~

Comments

[1euce]

Lucky.

[directforce]

Understatement~

[1euce]

Understatement of the century.

... but at least I'm having some fun with this.

[directforce]

I'm sorry, I can't see how~; I love having breasts and all other such implements thank you very much.

[mournedbymen]

The one's who have to deal with being male might have a complaint.

[directforce]

Oh, perhaps, perhaps. I jsut don't know how they'll deal with such a curse.

...It certainly can't be as fun as being eight years old.

[mournedbymen]

Though at least the female numbers have grown.

...I wouldn't mind being little again.

[directforce]

Indeed, but they will all probably go back one day and then I won't be able to taunt them for a few weeks.

It's fun making grown men cry when you're a tiny, blonde eight year old girl.

[livetobefeared]

I am inclined to agree at the moment.

[directforce]

You see? I just knew I was logical.

Having fun?

[livetobefeared]

It's interesting.

There are

certain attributes women have that... men do not
and I am not speaking anatomically, though that is also true

But

Differing qualities in voice and general movement mixed with... my own mannerisms... change the effect~

[directforce]

Of course it is~; there's endless interest in seeing which grown men will cry after getting beaten by a woman half their size. It's amazing.

...Oh, you'll have fun~.

[greatmendontdie]

We have so many vicious, tiny, blonde females in this world I can't begin to fathom how that makes you surprising~

[directforce]

Oh, and how many of them can actually break arms?

[greatmendontdie]

How is that a merit?

[directforce]

How can it not be?