035 ☂ incognito ► accidental video post

[directions_plz]

[There's a P-chan watching from the windowsill. He seems unimpressed by the ruckus outside.]

Bwee bwee bwee bwee!!!

[I might need to protect Akane-san from all the ruffians in the City today . . . there seem to be hoards of them![Turning around, he hops down lightly onto the desk, and you get a view of his backside as he trots away to find his

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Nekozawa-mun here, breaking minds, one day at a time.

[onaworldtour]

...

And here I thought only one person got cursed for each... curse.

[directions_plz]

BWEEEE!!!

[The sight of himself makes P-chan resume the search for hot water, bouncing uphill . . . only to find it a cliff. In fact, it was the same one he fell off some time ago.]

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

[And bouncing off the edge in the most awkward manner, he finds himself splashing into the sea.]

1/2

[onaworldtour]

Wahahahaha! What a fool! He deserves exactly what came to him!

Those who dare to...

[Hey, is that an incredibly large and ill-timed wave heading for him?]

... I hate my life.

[SPALSH!]

2/2

[onaworldtour]

[Now have a SECOND P-chan flailing in the water!]

[directions_plz]

[It's strange how resilient Hibiki Ryoga is.]

[Have a P-chan washing belly-up onto the shore.]

[He wiggles about on his back a moment, rolling onto the side and onto his feet, shaking the water from his bandanna.]

[. . . He's drowning?]

[Or rather, the other piglet is drowning!]

Bwee!

[Serves you right, you impostor! No one can dare mimic the manliness of Hibiki Ryoga!]

[Except the other piglet really did seem to be drowning.]

[onaworldtour]

[Not for long, you dastardly fiend! After he manages to get over his usual WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL TO ME spiel, he pops his head out on the surface.

A-ha! There's that imposter! I'll go swim over and really show him a thing or two! Yes, I'll swim right to him!

... Wait why is he swimming further out into the ocean.]

[directions_plz]

[P-chan watches himself swim away into the deeper part of the sea. He's gloating a bit, yes, as he snickers at his own self's failure. But then, life is cruel not just to one Hibiki Ryoga but to all, and have a jellyfish swimming his way.]

Bwee . . .

[Growling, he watches it bob near him. Hey, this piglet bites!]

[He momentarily turns his attention to his other piggy self. Now, his conscience is bothering him--yes, he actually has one. In the same way he would actually save that idiot Ranma, he's now debating. Should he save himself by pulling himself out of the water? Should he pulverize the jellyfish? Or should he just leave?]

ROFL, AKANE FINALLY SEES RYOGA AND P-CHAN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?

[nojerksplz]

Ryoga-kun?

THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT FOR BOTH OF THEM HAHAHA

[directions_plz]

[P-chan blinks and oh my god oh my god]

[DOES AKANE-SAN KNOW THAT IT'S ME?!!!]

[Have a fainting P-chan!!!]

IT IS

[nojerksplz]

P-chan?

[she's cradling the little piggy and looking worried]

P-chan, what's wrong?

[directions_plz]

[She's still calling me P-chan . . .]

[This stops him midfaint, and he blinks at her.]

Bweeeee?

[But he's cowering, and oh my god, please don't let her hate me . . .]

[nojerksplz]

[She checks his forehead and holds him up close to her face to see if anything's wrong with him.]

Are you okay?

[directions_plz]

[This up-close and personal look of Akane-san, sadly, makes his cheeks turn red. Hope he doesn't get a nosebleed.]

[nojerksplz]

[And the blushing convinces her he might have a fever.]

I think you should probably rest for a while, P-chan.

[directions_plz]

[As long as he's resting in her arms, he's fine!]

[To place emphasis, he wiggles closer.]

[nojerksplz]

[That makes her laugh a little bit.]

Okay, you can have a nap while I hold you.