004 ☂ hot water does not solve all problems ► accidental video post

Jan 07, 2009 11:57

[A clang resounds as a kettle hits the communicator, flipping it on.]

[There is a goose with Ryoga's bandanna onscreen, dripping with hot water. One can tell from the steam rising.]

[A moment of silence. Then . . .]

HONK!

[Have a goose flying around the screen madly, flapping his wings and generally freaking out.]

wtf, curse, affected, stressed, not p-chan today, duck duck goose

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 04:37:59 UTC
... Ryōga-san? You too? Oh my.

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► video directions_plz January 7 2009, 04:40:47 UTC
Honk honk honk.

[Goose sulking here.]

[WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY MANHOOD!!!]

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 04:47:23 UTC
Uhm... I'm sorry. But it'll last only for the day, right?

At least it's, ah, something different?

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[Voice] directions_plz January 7 2009, 04:48:57 UTC
[He waddles to the camera.]

[At least it's just a day . . . but oh, the indignity . . . and what's the point of turning me into a goose?!]

[An idle peck on the ground.]

Honk.

[A bob of his head.]

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 04:59:45 UTC
[It's astounding how expressive Ryōga is even in animal form.]

Now, now... I'm sure it won't be that bad.

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► video directions_plz January 7 2009, 05:02:21 UTC
[Feel the angsty aura, Rin.]

Hooooonk.

[I'm like Mousse! Except a goose! Hell, I'd rather even be P-chan! At least Akane-san loves me when I'm P-chan!]

Hooooonk.

[More idle pecking.]

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 05:09:32 UTC
... I do feel sorry for you.

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► video directions_plz January 7 2009, 05:12:13 UTC
[Gloomy goose is gloomy.]

[He lays down on the snow.]

Honkkkkkk.

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 05:21:58 UTC
...

Should I come find you?

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► video directions_plz January 7 2009, 05:24:08 UTC
[A morose glance at the camera.]

[You don't have to sacrifice yourself for my sake, Rin-san . . .]

[He lays his head down on the snow.]

Hoooonk.

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 05:30:50 UTC
... oh, just stay where you are. I'll be there soon.

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► video directions_plz January 7 2009, 08:33:37 UTC
[Nope, Ryoga's not going anywhere. He's too busy angsting.]

Honk.

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 10:39:06 UTC
Uhm.

You don't happen to be able to give me a clue about where you are?

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[Voice] directions_plz January 7 2009, 10:44:04 UTC
[The goose!Ryoga nudges the camera around. There's the forest . . . just a lot of trees and snow . . . and ah, there's the lighthouse.]

Honk?

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[Voice] revengeisalie January 7 2009, 10:57:44 UTC
Tall, slim building, huh? Alright, I'll be there.

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► action directions_plz January 7 2009, 11:01:22 UTC
[The goose waits patiently in the forest, moping to himself.]

[Rin-san shouldn't have to get me . . . I'm so wretched . . . First a piglet, then a goose . . .]

Honk.

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