Jan 07, 2009 11:57
[A clang resounds as a kettle hits the communicator, flipping it on.]
[There is a goose with Ryoga's bandanna onscreen, dripping with hot water. One can tell from the steam rising.]
[A moment of silence. Then . . .]
HONK!
[Have a goose flying around the screen madly, flapping his wings and generally freaking out.]
wtf,
curse,
affected,
stressed,
not p-chan today,
duck duck goose
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[Goose sulking here.]
[WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY MANHOOD!!!]
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At least it's, ah, something different?
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[At least it's just a day . . . but oh, the indignity . . . and what's the point of turning me into a goose?!]
[An idle peck on the ground.]
Honk.
[A bob of his head.]
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Now, now... I'm sure it won't be that bad.
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Hooooonk.
[I'm like Mousse! Except a goose! Hell, I'd rather even be P-chan! At least Akane-san loves me when I'm P-chan!]
Hooooonk.
[More idle pecking.]
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[He lays down on the snow.]
Honkkkkkk.
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Should I come find you?
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[You don't have to sacrifice yourself for my sake, Rin-san . . .]
[He lays his head down on the snow.]
Hoooonk.
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Honk.
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You don't happen to be able to give me a clue about where you are?
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Honk?
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[Rin-san shouldn't have to get me . . . I'm so wretched . . . First a piglet, then a goose . . .]
Honk.
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