005 ☂ cold water is not always dangerous ► accidental voice post

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[The sound of trudging in the snow.]

So that's what curses are in this place . . . to be a goose, without the relief of hot water . . .

So wretched . . . but then, to be P-chan forever . . .

I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN!!!

[Silence. More crunching in the snow.]

. . . Wait. Where is that damn grocery again? I need to buy more rations . . .

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Forward-dating this thread past Roxas's post so that I can do this~! - video

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[There is a tiny pig in a checkered bandanna.

He is glaring at Ryoga.]

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A portal? How do I find one?

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use the darkness

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Right.

[And have a Ryoga fumbling through the darkness, walking for quite some time.]

How do you--

[And suddenly the portal opens, leaving him suspended above the fountain.]

ARGH--

[He hits the water with a smack, fully expecting himself to become a piglet again . . .]

[When he stares in shock at his male form.]

WHAT HAPPENED?! I'M NOT A PIGLET!!! IS MY CURSE CURED?! OH GOD I'M CURED!!! AKANE-SAN!!!

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[Meanwhile, over here in a wet and wetter apartment, Roxas is just staring. Because that's all he can do.

After a moment, he sort of - kicks the network device, as if to remind Ryoga that yes he is still here, yes he is still a pig, and no, he can't reach the sink.]

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AHAHAHA, I'M NOT A PIGLET ANYMORE! I'M ALL MAN AGAIN!!! AKANE-SAN!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!

[And he's dancing all over the fountain, ignoring Roxas' surliness.]

Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

[Splashing himself with water over and over again.]

I'M CUUUUUREDDDD!!!

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can yuo get hree or not

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Oh, wait, you're still there.

[And he calms himself down, though he's making a fist and staring at the sky, tears in his eyes. But those could be mistaken for water.]

Akane-san . . . I must help this piglet first . . . I will be back for you . . .

[And he stares at the communicator again.]

Do I still need to use a portal to get there?

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yeah. look at where i am and make a protl

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[It goes back to video, and Roxas pushes it to get a decent view of the apartment so that Ryoga can use it to get there.

There's also a decent view of Roxas's GIANT PIG-SCOWL, but hey.]

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[Ryoga always sees that PIG-SCOWL on his face, so he doesn't mind as much.]

Do these keys of yours help you make portals--

[And this is him stepping into a portal . . . and into someone showering, who gives a shriek and whacks him with a shampoo bottle.]

ARGH-SUMIMASEN--

[And another portal, where he's atop a tree.]

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no. its not that hrd

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[Several portals later, after which Ryoga's found himself at the beach, atop a cliff, inside a women's lingerie store, inside the men's bathroom, in the hot springs, and in a doctor's office, among other places, he finds his way to Roxas' apartment.]

FINALLY.

[He looks rather haggard.]

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[Instantly, Roxas abandons the network device, scurrying over to Ryoga. Having absolutely no sense of humor, he has not been entertained. At all.

With a brief snort at Ryoga's feet, he starts heading towards the bathroom, clearly intending that Ryoga should follow.]

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[Ryoga, having lots his curse, no longer understands piglet-speak!]

[Gasping, he follows Roxas before turning on the hot water in the bathroom.]

Don't you have martial arts skills or something? I used to be able to get to taps and to heat kettles by myself . . .

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[On his way to the bathroom, Roxas pauses. Aside from breaking things, he hasn't really tried to find the advantages to this curse. Considering Ryoga's words, he hops up - and finds himself using the walls automatically to bounce off and...

Hey, Ryoga, a little piglet missile's hurtling at your head now.]