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[direfife]

so today i had this elaborate plan for waking up on time. Unfortunately I overslept so I didn't do it.

Comments

[benyoda]

thats because you are obviously an unsavory character. only seedy types oversleep.

[skapenguin]

Ben, didn't you wander into the theatre this morning at like 8:20? Seedy much?

[benyoda]

nonono. there's a very subtle difference. some people oversleep. i HIBERNATE. anyone who has ever tried to wake me up before im good and ready could tell you that. such people suffer the winter of my discontent, and so on and so forth.

[walsetriste]

Richard III doesn't deserve that... "Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York".

One presumes this "glorious summer" is what happens when earthquakes, fires, and other conveniently situated natural disasters eventually succeed in waking you....

[crlygirl]

That, John Godfrey, was by far THE MOST amazing LJ entry I have ever, ever read.

It moved me.

:-P

[gilligansisland]

agreed.

[skapenguin]

John sucks.

[enihpesoj]

you just don't give up, do you?

the correct thing to say is:

John is a suck.

[desertsungod]

Obviously the plan wasn't elaborate enough if it couldn't escape such a dumb thing as overseelping.

[desertsungod]

overseelping...............
ugh

[polospluspearls]

so ridiculous. i've managed to not oversleep once for morning pratice though. what WAS your elaborate plan anyway?