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dirk_the_ferret

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Jul 28, 2001 23:05

Talk about being embarassed.

I was sitting in my cage today looking for something fun to do. After much thought I decided to give myself a little bath. Taking the advice that pussy in the pet store once gave me, I decided a nice lick down might be relaxing.

Just as I get to licking *down there* Steve walks right in.

Damn that boy.

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zebra71786 July 28 2001, 20:10:20 UTC

Poor Dirk. You should have bit him or something.

dirk_the_ferret July 28 2001, 20:15:55 UTC

You see I would have, but who wants Steve's gross oily skin in their mouth? Not me that's for sure.

zebra71786 July 28 2001, 20:19:42 UTC

You've got a point there. Once you consider that, I wouldn't have bit him either. Make Busta do it.

Heh. therealdirk July 28 2001, 20:19:52 UTC

You know Steve only walked in cause he wanted to do the same thing. Should have told him to screw off. Oh wait, he probably did that anyway. Damn.

Sucks. Better go hide in Lance's bunk from now on! Privacy is a must. God, can't an animal take a freakin' BATH without morons interrupting? Moocher. ha.

lance_bass July 28 2001, 22:06:00 UTC

You tell Steve to stay the hell off the bus when Joey and I aren't there. Last time he was on there alone, he surfed to a whole bunch of straight-guy porn sites on my laptop, and it was just really really gross to have that stuff sitting there waiting for me when I got back.

If you do bite him, make sure to let me know, so I can get you to the vet right away.

You do have my permission to poo in his bunk - but you might get lost and smelly up in it, so you might not want to go there.