I'm the bump on your head when you step on the rake.

[dirkfistcrunch]

When I was in TX I bought a movie called "Kindergarten Ninja" starring former San Francisco Forty Niner Dwight Clark. It might dethrone "Nine and a Half Ninjas" as the worst movie I own. "Kindergarten Ninja" is also the second movie I've bought that has a ghost of Bruce Lee. There's this scene where Bruce is in Heaven training with Elvis Presley

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[yo_noid]

WHAAAAT!!!!?!?!?!?

[dirkfistcrunch]

That's right bro. Do you want to test your endurance?

[newforfall]

hey i saw a t. rex greatest hits of sorts (?) at unified. i thought "jordan would want me to buy this."

[dirkfistcrunch]

I would love it if you bought it. Although I'm not in favor of greatest hits albums so I would recommend that you purchase the album "Electric Warrior" or "The Slider" if you can find them instead.

[xrocketshipx]

have you watched the featurette on the universal soldier dvd? hahahaha jean claude is a genius!

[dirkfistcrunch]

I have it on VHS. What is he doing?