yo peepz! i wuz jus' lookin @ mah calender of black mens & i rillized OMG, its less then 2 weeks til Xmas! MURRY XMAS yall ( Read more... )

yo... i m so blesst. omg. i cant even BELEE dis shit, i been nomonated fo FIVE grammies dis year!!!1! yall rilly dig mah shit!! & yo, yall seen da shit im up against? LOL, i got them awords on LOCK!!1! so it's BASICALLY like i already won dat shit!! 'specially da SONG OF DA YEAR... yo i aint even hurrd of these peeps! well ok... i know ( Read more... )

Yo, Xtina Aguilera cummin atcha wit anutha FRIDAY FIVE! shit n' it aint even fridae!!! dats da dirrty way of lyfe! fsho!

1. Do you like to shop? Why or why not?
yo... i LUVS ta get mahself new ish ta wurr 2 da aword shows n' shit... i <3 2 shop @ ecko... sean john... omg, FUBU how could i furget Fubu, mah 1 n' only luv! Mista Fubu HISSELF be ( Read more... )

yo.... i wuz rill ofendded yestahday. let me open up f'yall rite hurr an do sum sole surchin ( Read more... )

sup bitcheszzzz dis is Xtina Aguilera comin atcha from da bathroom of... sumwhere. fuck ah dont remember wherre i am... shit. ok lookin at da decore and little soaps i can see i am in a holidae inne (SHOUT OUT TO MAH BOY 'CRIS!!!!!!!!!111 holla at me babeeee!) ah just done woked up n i don kno how i gotz herre. neway, ah got a special message fo ( Read more... )

ok yall i gotz sumthin rill rill persinal to talk t'yall bout rite hurr. so sit down, git a cup of hot chocklat (or crush yoself a line of Smarties, yall kno who u b!) an let lil XTINA reveel sumthin fo u ( Read more... )

Yo wut up yall... mah friend showd me dis thang she do every friday n' it seem prety cool... called da Friday Five n' shit. ima do it rite hurr fo' all mah fans n' shit. yo check dis shit n' get a lil insite inta Xtina an' hurr world!! shit!

1. What food do you like that most people hate?yo lemme tell u f'rill... peepz b givin me krazy looks n ( Read more... )

shit... jus when u think u & ur best friend cant get nemore TITE... they gotz 2 go n fuck it up! ah thought me n mah gurl Britney wuz all made up... sure we done fought over mah baby boy jUstin... but damn... lookit what she siad bout me!

an i kwot: "Why? Why are they mad at me? Spears said. "Why are they not going at Christina [Aguilera]? Have ( Read more... )

sup biznitch, its me Xtina up in dis piece fo ya 2nite. im still in yourope (yknow where greek is...) n i been keepin up wit mah Friendz List. ah just gots 2 say sum of mah biggest fanz r goin thru some ruff times theese days n i wanna say 2 them, 2 mah gurls brit majordumbass & assleey go_ashleey yall R beautiful, no matter what yo teachers parents friends cousins ( Read more... )

hey big wuzzups 2 all my fanz out therre. 2day i gotz a special entry fo yo asses. itz like im gonna be yo teecher 2day n ima show yall how to be dirrty F'RILL! aight? dis is like gettin yo fashin tips str8 outta da garbage can! yall r gonna b dirrty, ugly, smelly, stinky, fishy, tangled, lookin' like u got dick slapped bye yo pimp all n jus a few ( Read more... )