We bonded over watching others swim
Maybe that's why our careers were dim?
You are my soulmate
and we never even went on a date!
You make me happy,
when I'm feeling crappy.
This Saturday we will go woods walking
and have some crazy talking.
I will give you and Tolbert a thrill,
when I slide on my ass down the hill!
I gave you a special STD...
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