dirtcheapninja

i rub elbows with the gods while getting my 7-11 nachos

dirtcheapninja Jul 04, 2004 06:06

The Hole #7

I don’t see the point here…

Okay, let me set the scene…3 am central standard time. Sitting on the old brown couch in the living room, watching the news with my one and only Suzi. Together we watched an hour or so of the 24/7 coverage of everyone’s ass… when my good friend Suzi saw something missing.

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i want to do a christian radio interview and yell "MOTHER FUCKER"

dirtcheapninja Jul 02, 2004 14:09

now i need a ride to lawrence...grrrrrrrso, if anyone out in happy net land can help me, i need to be there in 4 days to get my PC...other than that...im off to play ff11...here is a funny toon eviltekno dug up...man its funny as hell...^^

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i want to marry bender the robot

dirtcheapninja Jul 01, 2004 13:57

well now, my day is like this ( Read more... )

leave it to the japanese to fuck up everything you know...

dirtcheapninja Jun 29, 2004 11:50

ok, today im looking foward to doing a long overdue ff11 run with the l33t ninja, nothing like cold hard gil to make a w00t feel useful...but anyway, i was accepted into a cdl training school, and i leave august 2nd for ft scott for the rest of my training...so chances are, in 6 weeks, ill be in your city with a large device of death... ( Read more... )

cannibals won't eat me now, i have too many carbs! one phobia down, a bazillion to go

dirtcheapninja Jun 28, 2004 09:38

okay, before i go into this tear, let me say this much. this morning, i was being honest and blunt with my grandma about my situation as a carbon based life form...she told me, i was being silly. i didnt thing i had feeling left to get hurt, but appearently she found the last one i had. see, i am rarely honest with granma, because she never really ( Read more... )

"having teeth is gay" - master shake

dirtcheapninja Jun 25, 2004 14:07

well, now that i am back in hell... i have decided to go back to a few of the things i enjoyed most...contemplating suicide and spending long hours on the road. i have given up on my art... lets face it, its going nowhere, just another useless hobby i can't seem to stop. i dont even know why i am still watching adult swim... i dont know why i held ( Read more... )