LOG - HERMIONE/HORIO
LOG: HERMIONE AND HORIO GO TO HONEYDUKES!!
WARNING: Yeah. This log is pretty much all in caps. It's the best log ever. ♥ *_*
Horio: *GETS OFF OF TRAIN, CARRYING TENNIS RACKET AND WEARING HIS ALL BLACK NINJA OUTFIT* *LOOKS AROUND* I HOPE THIS IS HOGSMEADE!!! *STARTS WALKING DOWN THE STREET*
Hermione: *STANDING IN THE SHADOWS*
Hermione: *STEPS OUT DRESSED UP IN A LONG CLOAK AND A TILTED HAT AND RED LIPSTICK* HORI-HONEY?
Horio: *TURNS AT THE SOUND OF THAT SWEET VOICE* HERMY-HONEY!!! IS THAT YOU?!? OR ARE YOU A SPY?! *CANNOT SEE UNDER THE HAT*
Hermione: *PUTS HER FINGER TO HIS LIPS* SHHH. WE MUST NOT USE OUR REAL NAMES. *PULLS OUT A TRENCHCOAT FOR HIM*
Hermione: PUT THIS ON.
Horio: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME MY REAL NAME FIRST!!!! *STARES AT TRENCHCOAT* I CAN'T PUT THAT ON!!! IT WILL COVER UP MY NINJA OUTFIT!!! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY HI! *POUTS*
Hermione: THIS IS SERIO-- *PAUSES AND ROLLS HER EYES* OKAY HELLO.
Horio: *SMILES HAPPILY* HELLO!!!! WHY DO I NEED TO WEAR THE TRENCHCOAT?!? *LOOKS AROUND THE MOSTLY EMPTY STREET SUSPICIOUSLY*
Hermione: WE ARE ON A MISSION, THAT'S WHY. *SMILES BACK* HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
Horio: NO!!! THAT'S WHY I WORE MY NINJA OUTFIT!!! AND BROUGHT MY TENNIS RACKET!! *WAVES TENNIS RACKET ABOUT IMPRESSIVELY*
Horio: TENNIS RACKET: *HITS HIM IN THE NECK*
Horio: OUCH!!
Hermione: *GIGGLES AT HIM* SO IMMATURE.
Horio: AM NOT! *STICKS OUT TONGUE*
Hermione: *SUDDENLY SEES SOMETHING AND GETS SURPRISED, LEAPING TOWARD HORIO AND EMBRACING HIM TIGHTLY, HIDING THEM BEHIND A POLE*
Horio: *O__O* *IS SLIGHTLY FLUSTERED* H-HEY!! ..WHAT'S GOING ON?! *COULD GET USED TO THIS*
Hermione: *LOOKS OVER* THAT'S THE HONEYDUKES SHOPKEEPER. *POINTS TO A KINDLY OLD MAN AND STILL CLINGS TO HORIO*
Horio: OH NO!!!! *TRIES TO KEEP HIS VOICE DOWN SOMEWHAT* HE'S CLEARLY THE FACE OF EVIL!!
Hermione: I KNOW. SHHH. HE'LL HEAR YOU. *LOOKS AT HORIO AND PAUSES*
Hermione: *STROKES HIS UNIBROW*
Horio: SORRY!! ...*BLUSHES AND STARES AT HERMIONE'S CHOCOLATE BROWN EYES*
Hermione: WE...CAN TAKE HIM DOWN TOGETHER.
Hermione: *LOOKS UP AT HIM*
Horio: WE'LL SAVE THE WORLD!!! ...TOGETHER! *TRIES TO LOOK ALL HANDSOME AND HEROIC*
Hermione: *SWOONS*
Hermione: I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE.
Horio: AND I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR BRAIN!!! *LOOKS OVER AT SHOPKEEPER* OH NO!! WHERE'D HE GO?!
Hermione: *LOOKS OVER* HE PROBABLY WENT BACK INTO THE STORE. WE MUST GO AFTER HIM.
Horio: WE MUST!! FOR HARRY POTTER-SAN'S LIFE IS IN MORTAL DANGER!!!
Hermione: HE'LL THANK US, MY SWEET TENDER LUMPLING!
Horio: *TRIES TO MOVE BUT HERMIONE IS STILL CLINGING TO HIM* HERMY-DARLING, YOU HAVE TO LET GO NOW!! WE MUST...GO NOW!!
Hermione: *BLUSHES* OH YES. *LETS GO OF HIM* OF COURSE.
Horio: *LEADS THE WAY ALL TRIUMPHANTLY* *PAUSES IN FRONT OF STORE, STARING AT ALL THE ENCHANTED CANDY* CAN WE BUY SOME CANDY WHEN WE'RE DONE SAVING THE WORLD?!?!
Hermione: HONESTLY. *ROLLS HER EYES* JUST BUY IT NOW BUT DON'T GET ANY FIZZING WOLLYWINGLER JUJU WOMPERS!
Horio: BUT THE SHOPKEEPER IS EVIL!!! *EYES GO WIDE*
Hermione: I KNOW. THAT IS WHY I BELIEVE THOSE ARE POISONOUS.
Horio: BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS OKAY?! *IS SUSPICIOUS*
Hermione: *NODS* I BELIEVE SO.
Horio: OKAY. SHOULD WE GO IN THEN?!? BUT WHAT IF HE'S ONTO US?!?
Hermione: HE MIGHT ACTUALLY ALREADY BE ON TO US. BUT WE CAN'T LET HIM KNOW WE KNOW.
Horio: OH I SEE!!! IT'S OKAY, I HAVE TWO YEARS OF ACTING EXPERIENCE!!!
Hermione: *_* EXCELLENT. WE'LL NEED TO USE THOSE. *HOLDS UP HER WAND* I'LL LUMOS HIM.
Horio: I GET TO SEE MAGIC!!! YAY!!! OKAY HERE'S THE PLAN!!! I BUY THE CANDY WHILE YOU SNEAK BEHIND HIM!!
Hermione: *NODS* GOOD PLAN. AND THEN ONCE I LUMOS HIM, YOUR JOB WILL BE TO TENNIS BALL HIM.
Horio: OKAY!!! *BRACES HIMSELF* *PUSHES OPEN DOOR TO HONEYDUKES* *IS REALLY SCARED*
Hermione: *GOES IN AND TRIES TO ACT NATURAL*
Horio: *STARES HAPPILY AT ALL THE CANDY* *PICKS UP SOME CHOCOLATE FROGS* I READ ABOUT THESE IN THE BOOKS!!!
Hermione: YES THOSE ARE OKAY. *GIVES HIM A NOD AND GOES TOWARD THE COUNTER TO WHERE THE SHOPKEEPER IS FILLING OUT A CHECK TO SEND MONEY TO ORPHANS*
Horio: *TAKES THE CHOCOLATE FROGS UP TO THE COUNTER NERVOUSLY* *STOPS IN FRONT OF THE SHOPKEEPER, SHAKING* UH...UH...EXCUSE ME...
Hermione: *STANDS THERE OMINOUSLY*
Shopkeeper: *looks up and smiles kindly at the strangely dressed boy* Can I help you?
Horio: I'D LIKE TO...B-B-BUY...T-THESE!! *PUTS THE CHOCOLATE FROGS ON THE COUNTER*
Hermione: *ELBOWS HIM* ACT NATURAL.
Horio: *TRIES TO SMILE CALMLY*
Shopkeeper: Sure! That will be 12 sickles! *smiles* You remind me of my grandson!
Hermione: *GETS JEALOUS*
Horio: *REALIZES THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY WIZARDING MONEY* *O__O* HERMY...DO YOU HAVE 12 SICKLES?!
Hermione: *PULLS OUT HER PURSE AND HANDS HIM TWELVE SICKLES* MAKE SURE NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.
Shopkeeper: I beg your pardon?
Horio: *PUTS SICKLES ON THE COUNTER, CAREFULLY AVOIDING THE EVIL SHOPKEEPER'S EYES*
Shopkeeper: *reaches out to take money*
Hermione: HE'S ON TO US!! RUN!! *GRABS HORIO'S HAND AND SPRINTS OUT THE DOOR*
Horio: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *STUMBLES OVER CANDY AS HE SPRINTS OUT OF THE SHOP WITH HERMIONE*
Hermione: *ACCIDENTELY KNOCKS EVERYTHING OVER ON THE WAY OUT AND RUNS AROUND CORNER TO HIDE BEHIND A BARREL*
Horio: *DUCKS BEHIND BARREL TOO* *BREATHES HARD, TERRIFIED* THAT WAS SO CLOSE!!! DID YOU HEAR THE WAY SAID "I BEG YOUR PARDEN"?!?!
Hermione: *THINKS* I DID HEAR HIM SAY THAT. *RUBS HER CHIN* WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?
Horio: IT WAS PROBABLY A CODE WORD AND HE'S SENDING IN REINFORCEMENTS!!! WE'LL HAVE TO ACT FAST!!!
Hermione: REINFORCEMENTS?
Hermione: HORIO. THIS MAY NOT BE THE BEST TIME TO ACT. WE NEED TO REGROUP AND FORM A BETTER PLAN.
Horio: HRMPH!! *FROWNS* WHAT BETTER PLAN DO YOU SUGGEST?!
Hermione: WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT LATER. FOR NOW, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
Horio: ALRIGHT. WHERE SHOULD WE GO?!?
Hermione: *GRABS HIS HAND AND PULLS HIM INTO A FIFTIES STYLE SODA FOUNTAIN SHOP* HERE.
Music: *Mr. Sandman*
Horio: OOHHH!! *LOOKS AROUND* *__*
Hermione: WE CAN GET A MILKSHAKE HERE.
Waiter: *walks up* Hi, my name is Skip!
Hermione: RUN!! HE WORKS FOR YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *GRABS HERMIONE'S HAND* *RUNS OUT OF THE STORE*
Hermione: *RUNS OUT OF THE RESTAURANT AND CLINGS TO HORIO*
Hermione: HORI-HONEY. IT'S NOT SAFE FOR YOU HERE.
Horio: NO, HERMY-HONEY, IT'S NOT SAFE FOR YOU EITHER!! *STROKES HERMIONE'S HAIR*
Hermione: WE MUST GO SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU AND YOUR UNIBROW CAN BE SAFE. *CLENCHES TEETH AND SHAKES FIST DRAMATICALLY*
Horio: LIKE WHERE?!? THIS PLACE IS FULL OF DEATH EATER SPIES!! *WAVES TENNIS RACKET*
Hermione: NOT EVEN YOUR TWO YEARS OF TENNIS CAN PROTECT US FROM SOME OF THE HORRIBLE THINGS HERE.
Horio: BUT WHAT ABOUT HARRY POTTER-SAN?!?
Hermione: THAT'S WHY WE MUST COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN. WE CAN'T FACE THE MINIONS ALONE.
Horio: GOOD IDEA!!! YOU'RE A GENIUS, HERMY-HONEY!!!
Hermione: I KNOW. IF ONLY EVERYONE WOULD APPRECIATE MY GENIUS LIKE YOU AND HARRY.
Horio: AND IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD APPRECIATE MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE LIKE YOU DO!!
Hermione: WE MUST RUN OFF TOGETHER.
Horio: OKAY!!! *___*
Hermione: *TAKES HORIO'S AND POINTS OFF INTO THE HORIZON* TO THE SUNSET.
Horio: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE!!! *STARTS WALKING WITH HERMIONE*
Hermione: *WALKS TOWARD THE SUNSET WITH HORIO AND SHRIVELS UP AND DIES*
Hermione: *BUT NOT REALLY*
Hermione: *EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT THEM WALKING INTO THE SUNSET. THAT HAPPENED*
Horio: *YEAH AND IT WAS REALLY ROMANTIC*
Hermione: *VERY!*
Horio: *THEY SLEPT ON THE GROUND WRAPPED IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS!!*
Hermione: *HUDDLED NEXT TO A LUMOS FIRE*
Horio: *AND THE SHOPKEEPER SURVIVED TO DONATE MUCH MONEY TO ORPHANS*
Hermione: *HURRAY!!*
WARNING: Yeah. This log is pretty much all in caps. It's the best log ever. ♥ *_*
Horio: *GETS OFF OF TRAIN, CARRYING TENNIS RACKET AND WEARING HIS ALL BLACK NINJA OUTFIT* *LOOKS AROUND* I HOPE THIS IS HOGSMEADE!!! *STARTS WALKING DOWN THE STREET*
Hermione: *STANDING IN THE SHADOWS*
Hermione: *STEPS OUT DRESSED UP IN A LONG CLOAK AND A TILTED HAT AND RED LIPSTICK* HORI-HONEY?
Horio: *TURNS AT THE SOUND OF THAT SWEET VOICE* HERMY-HONEY!!! IS THAT YOU?!? OR ARE YOU A SPY?! *CANNOT SEE UNDER THE HAT*
Hermione: *PUTS HER FINGER TO HIS LIPS* SHHH. WE MUST NOT USE OUR REAL NAMES. *PULLS OUT A TRENCHCOAT FOR HIM*
Hermione: PUT THIS ON.
Horio: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME MY REAL NAME FIRST!!!! *STARES AT TRENCHCOAT* I CAN'T PUT THAT ON!!! IT WILL COVER UP MY NINJA OUTFIT!!! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY HI! *POUTS*
Hermione: THIS IS SERIO-- *PAUSES AND ROLLS HER EYES* OKAY HELLO.
Horio: *SMILES HAPPILY* HELLO!!!! WHY DO I NEED TO WEAR THE TRENCHCOAT?!? *LOOKS AROUND THE MOSTLY EMPTY STREET SUSPICIOUSLY*
Hermione: WE ARE ON A MISSION, THAT'S WHY. *SMILES BACK* HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
Horio: NO!!! THAT'S WHY I WORE MY NINJA OUTFIT!!! AND BROUGHT MY TENNIS RACKET!! *WAVES TENNIS RACKET ABOUT IMPRESSIVELY*
Horio: TENNIS RACKET: *HITS HIM IN THE NECK*
Horio: OUCH!!
Hermione: *GIGGLES AT HIM* SO IMMATURE.
Horio: AM NOT! *STICKS OUT TONGUE*
Hermione: *SUDDENLY SEES SOMETHING AND GETS SURPRISED, LEAPING TOWARD HORIO AND EMBRACING HIM TIGHTLY, HIDING THEM BEHIND A POLE*
Horio: *O__O* *IS SLIGHTLY FLUSTERED* H-HEY!! ..WHAT'S GOING ON?! *COULD GET USED TO THIS*
Hermione: *LOOKS OVER* THAT'S THE HONEYDUKES SHOPKEEPER. *POINTS TO A KINDLY OLD MAN AND STILL CLINGS TO HORIO*
Horio: OH NO!!!! *TRIES TO KEEP HIS VOICE DOWN SOMEWHAT* HE'S CLEARLY THE FACE OF EVIL!!
Hermione: I KNOW. SHHH. HE'LL HEAR YOU. *LOOKS AT HORIO AND PAUSES*
Hermione: *STROKES HIS UNIBROW*
Horio: SORRY!! ...*BLUSHES AND STARES AT HERMIONE'S CHOCOLATE BROWN EYES*
Hermione: WE...CAN TAKE HIM DOWN TOGETHER.
Hermione: *LOOKS UP AT HIM*
Horio: WE'LL SAVE THE WORLD!!! ...TOGETHER! *TRIES TO LOOK ALL HANDSOME AND HEROIC*
Hermione: *SWOONS*
Hermione: I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE.
Horio: AND I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR BRAIN!!! *LOOKS OVER AT SHOPKEEPER* OH NO!! WHERE'D HE GO?!
Hermione: *LOOKS OVER* HE PROBABLY WENT BACK INTO THE STORE. WE MUST GO AFTER HIM.
Horio: WE MUST!! FOR HARRY POTTER-SAN'S LIFE IS IN MORTAL DANGER!!!
Hermione: HE'LL THANK US, MY SWEET TENDER LUMPLING!
Horio: *TRIES TO MOVE BUT HERMIONE IS STILL CLINGING TO HIM* HERMY-DARLING, YOU HAVE TO LET GO NOW!! WE MUST...GO NOW!!
Hermione: *BLUSHES* OH YES. *LETS GO OF HIM* OF COURSE.
Horio: *LEADS THE WAY ALL TRIUMPHANTLY* *PAUSES IN FRONT OF STORE, STARING AT ALL THE ENCHANTED CANDY* CAN WE BUY SOME CANDY WHEN WE'RE DONE SAVING THE WORLD?!?!
Hermione: HONESTLY. *ROLLS HER EYES* JUST BUY IT NOW BUT DON'T GET ANY FIZZING WOLLYWINGLER JUJU WOMPERS!
Horio: BUT THE SHOPKEEPER IS EVIL!!! *EYES GO WIDE*
Hermione: I KNOW. THAT IS WHY I BELIEVE THOSE ARE POISONOUS.
Horio: BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS OKAY?! *IS SUSPICIOUS*
Hermione: *NODS* I BELIEVE SO.
Horio: OKAY. SHOULD WE GO IN THEN?!? BUT WHAT IF HE'S ONTO US?!?
Hermione: HE MIGHT ACTUALLY ALREADY BE ON TO US. BUT WE CAN'T LET HIM KNOW WE KNOW.
Horio: OH I SEE!!! IT'S OKAY, I HAVE TWO YEARS OF ACTING EXPERIENCE!!!
Hermione: *_* EXCELLENT. WE'LL NEED TO USE THOSE. *HOLDS UP HER WAND* I'LL LUMOS HIM.
Horio: I GET TO SEE MAGIC!!! YAY!!! OKAY HERE'S THE PLAN!!! I BUY THE CANDY WHILE YOU SNEAK BEHIND HIM!!
Hermione: *NODS* GOOD PLAN. AND THEN ONCE I LUMOS HIM, YOUR JOB WILL BE TO TENNIS BALL HIM.
Horio: OKAY!!! *BRACES HIMSELF* *PUSHES OPEN DOOR TO HONEYDUKES* *IS REALLY SCARED*
Hermione: *GOES IN AND TRIES TO ACT NATURAL*
Horio: *STARES HAPPILY AT ALL THE CANDY* *PICKS UP SOME CHOCOLATE FROGS* I READ ABOUT THESE IN THE BOOKS!!!
Hermione: YES THOSE ARE OKAY. *GIVES HIM A NOD AND GOES TOWARD THE COUNTER TO WHERE THE SHOPKEEPER IS FILLING OUT A CHECK TO SEND MONEY TO ORPHANS*
Horio: *TAKES THE CHOCOLATE FROGS UP TO THE COUNTER NERVOUSLY* *STOPS IN FRONT OF THE SHOPKEEPER, SHAKING* UH...UH...EXCUSE ME...
Hermione: *STANDS THERE OMINOUSLY*
Shopkeeper: *looks up and smiles kindly at the strangely dressed boy* Can I help you?
Horio: I'D LIKE TO...B-B-BUY...T-THESE!! *PUTS THE CHOCOLATE FROGS ON THE COUNTER*
Hermione: *ELBOWS HIM* ACT NATURAL.
Horio: *TRIES TO SMILE CALMLY*
Shopkeeper: Sure! That will be 12 sickles! *smiles* You remind me of my grandson!
Hermione: *GETS JEALOUS*
Horio: *REALIZES THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY WIZARDING MONEY* *O__O* HERMY...DO YOU HAVE 12 SICKLES?!
Hermione: *PULLS OUT HER PURSE AND HANDS HIM TWELVE SICKLES* MAKE SURE NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.
Shopkeeper: I beg your pardon?
Horio: *PUTS SICKLES ON THE COUNTER, CAREFULLY AVOIDING THE EVIL SHOPKEEPER'S EYES*
Shopkeeper: *reaches out to take money*
Hermione: HE'S ON TO US!! RUN!! *GRABS HORIO'S HAND AND SPRINTS OUT THE DOOR*
Horio: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *STUMBLES OVER CANDY AS HE SPRINTS OUT OF THE SHOP WITH HERMIONE*
Hermione: *ACCIDENTELY KNOCKS EVERYTHING OVER ON THE WAY OUT AND RUNS AROUND CORNER TO HIDE BEHIND A BARREL*
Horio: *DUCKS BEHIND BARREL TOO* *BREATHES HARD, TERRIFIED* THAT WAS SO CLOSE!!! DID YOU HEAR THE WAY SAID "I BEG YOUR PARDEN"?!?!
Hermione: *THINKS* I DID HEAR HIM SAY THAT. *RUBS HER CHIN* WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?
Horio: IT WAS PROBABLY A CODE WORD AND HE'S SENDING IN REINFORCEMENTS!!! WE'LL HAVE TO ACT FAST!!!
Hermione: REINFORCEMENTS?
Hermione: HORIO. THIS MAY NOT BE THE BEST TIME TO ACT. WE NEED TO REGROUP AND FORM A BETTER PLAN.
Horio: HRMPH!! *FROWNS* WHAT BETTER PLAN DO YOU SUGGEST?!
Hermione: WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT LATER. FOR NOW, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
Horio: ALRIGHT. WHERE SHOULD WE GO?!?
Hermione: *GRABS HIS HAND AND PULLS HIM INTO A FIFTIES STYLE SODA FOUNTAIN SHOP* HERE.
Music: *Mr. Sandman*
Horio: OOHHH!! *LOOKS AROUND* *__*
Hermione: WE CAN GET A MILKSHAKE HERE.
Waiter: *walks up* Hi, my name is Skip!
Hermione: RUN!! HE WORKS FOR YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *GRABS HERMIONE'S HAND* *RUNS OUT OF THE STORE*
Hermione: *RUNS OUT OF THE RESTAURANT AND CLINGS TO HORIO*
Hermione: HORI-HONEY. IT'S NOT SAFE FOR YOU HERE.
Horio: NO, HERMY-HONEY, IT'S NOT SAFE FOR YOU EITHER!! *STROKES HERMIONE'S HAIR*
Hermione: WE MUST GO SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU AND YOUR UNIBROW CAN BE SAFE. *CLENCHES TEETH AND SHAKES FIST DRAMATICALLY*
Horio: LIKE WHERE?!? THIS PLACE IS FULL OF DEATH EATER SPIES!! *WAVES TENNIS RACKET*
Hermione: NOT EVEN YOUR TWO YEARS OF TENNIS CAN PROTECT US FROM SOME OF THE HORRIBLE THINGS HERE.
Horio: BUT WHAT ABOUT HARRY POTTER-SAN?!?
Hermione: THAT'S WHY WE MUST COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN. WE CAN'T FACE THE MINIONS ALONE.
Horio: GOOD IDEA!!! YOU'RE A GENIUS, HERMY-HONEY!!!
Hermione: I KNOW. IF ONLY EVERYONE WOULD APPRECIATE MY GENIUS LIKE YOU AND HARRY.
Horio: AND IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD APPRECIATE MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE LIKE YOU DO!!
Hermione: WE MUST RUN OFF TOGETHER.
Horio: OKAY!!! *___*
Hermione: *TAKES HORIO'S AND POINTS OFF INTO THE HORIZON* TO THE SUNSET.
Horio: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE!!! *STARTS WALKING WITH HERMIONE*
Hermione: *WALKS TOWARD THE SUNSET WITH HORIO AND SHRIVELS UP AND DIES*
Hermione: *BUT NOT REALLY*
Hermione: *EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT THEM WALKING INTO THE SUNSET. THAT HAPPENED*
Horio: *YEAH AND IT WAS REALLY ROMANTIC*
Hermione: *VERY!*
Horio: *THEY SLEPT ON THE GROUND WRAPPED IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS!!*
Hermione: *HUDDLED NEXT TO A LUMOS FIRE*
Horio: *AND THE SHOPKEEPER SURVIVED TO DONATE MUCH MONEY TO ORPHANS*
Hermione: *HURRAY!!*