Some filth tried to scam me on one of my eBay auctions. I was auctioning off a coupon. They said they were in the U.K. and was buying this item for their husband in Nigeria for Valentine's Day. Come on now. They asked if I could send it to Nigeria because they couldn't be there. They proceeded to send me fake Paypal emails that said they paid me $ ( Read more... )

I think it's too late to save my parents. The disease has progressed too far into their brains. They'll never speak English.

Ha. Okay. So I've been calling around, asking stores if they have the Wii in stock, and of course, I get the usual 'no'. No big deal. Then I tried to call Toys R Us. The closest Toys R US to me is on an island...yes, f'realz. So...I called and said, "Do you have the Wii?" An old lady was like "What!?" So by now I'm thinking to myself, oh, come on ( Read more... )

Well, actually it's kind of gross.

I was exercising. At the end of my session, I decided to do some scissors. For those who don't know what those are, it's when you lie on your back, lift your legs straight up to the ceiling, and open and close them like a scissor. Well, anyway, about 45 seconds into my routine, I heard this wet, squishy noise that ( Read more... )

I am going to list reasons why it's so hard for me to find a job.

• I haven't been looking for one.
• I prefer to walk or take the bus, rather than drive to my job.
• Incompete college education.
• I hate people/customer service.
• I hate the phone.

WHY do "they" (whoever they are) have to air the shows at the same time? I mean, if I was still obese, I would be watching The Biggest Loser, no doubt, but now I actually believe that I can look hot, so it makes me want to watch hot people (then again, some of those girls are just ooglay). Ohhhh dear. I don't know ( Read more... )

I had a gynecologist appointment today. Annual exam. The gyn noticed my weight loss and congratulated me. She hasn't seen me in a year. That made me happy. Then she told me to open my mouth and asked if I see a dentist regularly as she used a small flashlight to look inside. What, gyns are the new dentists? I said no. She said she understands that ( Read more... )

What a fuckin' bitch ( Read more... )

Ah, yes. I gave in to my cravings for Turbo Jam. I bought it off QVC for $50. I've been using it for 3 days and OMFG. I love it. Today, I did 1 hour and 30 minutes of working out, and I was sweating like a mother fucker, but it was FUN ( Read more... )

You know, the Hello Kitty store. since there are none around here, I believe I should be the one to give the white man a taste of some asian pussy, meaning Hello Kitty, of course.

Well, I'm determined. It probably won't happen, but who'd ever thought I was going to end up in Washington? Hmmm?