The art of CREATING YOUR OWN SHIT

I bought these at a dollar store. Well, I didn't actually buy them. I wanted the little container they came in. Anyway, these are magnets, and they're ugly:

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The fair had ovary-killing rides. That's all I have to say. And if you ( Read more... )

Yay. I get to go to ANOTHER baby shower. As in, what the fuck, once was enough. So madame bloatfish is having another baby shower. Which is fine, if I didn't have to go. I mean I could just call in sick. For realz. But I like free food. Too bad they're going to be SUGAR FREE because almost every f'king person on Chuck's mom's side (except for the ( Read more... )

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So I was browsing for Hello Kitty products on eBay. And I'm usually a feedback reader. So...this guy has lots of interesting products listed for cheap. But he had a fair amount of negative feedbacks... and then there was one that went like this ( Read more... )

...it's falling out of my vagina. Bloody chunks of things are falling ( Read more... )

I am back! Surgery took place on Wednesday, Basically they just made me change into a gown, made me wait, made fun of me and Chuck as we watched Sesame Street as we waited, talked to me and asked me the same questions over and over, took me into the operating room, put me to sleep, and told me that my surgery is over. Uh. Okay.

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I just had a great idea. On Thursday, Chuck's sister informed me that she went to a birthing class and she could not stand to watch the baby coming out of the vagina on the video that they were showing. She also doesn't want the birth of her child taped, at least not directly in front of her pussy. So ( Read more... )

I told Chuck's mom about surgery. It wasn't as dramatic as I thought it would be. She was very supportive. I feel better now ( Read more... )