spring breaks awesome

[dirty_laundary]

so i just got back from new orleans. it was fun. i got hit on by a goat. i went to the zoo, and it came out of its cage and started following me.then it started nibbling on my bag. i also got hit on by a lesbian. her name was Teresa. at first i didnt no it was a girl. shes like to me "whats ur name?".."beke".."how u doing?" and winked. it was weird

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[gusthegreat]

"BUT i did get hit on by a goat"

lmao

poor beke

well, did it have a big cock?

[dirty_laundary]

i duno, but horses have really big ones.

[gusthegreat]

exactly
never heard of the quote "gus is hung like a horse"?