I shave my legs,

I sit down to pee.
  And I can justify
   any shopping spree.
   Don't go to a barber,
  but a beauty salon.
  I can get a massage
  without a hard-on.
  I can balance the checkbook,
  I can pump my own gas.
 Can talk to my friends,
   about the size of my ass.
  My beauty's a masterpiece,
   and yes, it takes long.
  At least I can admit,
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so johnny depp is nominated for an oscar. he should win. poto should have been nominated for best pic. who wants to come to see phantom of the opera with me this weekend?!? (me for the 2nd time)

me with dif colored eyes..cool huh?

( EYES )

i love johnny depp. he is incredible. he always amazes me..

trailer for "corpse bride"

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/corpse_bride/large.html

trailer for "charlie and the chocolate factory"

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/
( johnny depp )

100 years

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so i finally saw garden state and napolean dynamite. garden state was really good. it needs to win something. napolean.. was bad. it was just really stupid. i saw phantom of the opera tonight. and OMG..it was the best movie i have ever seen. it was amazing, and beautiful. tonight are the golden globes. so i hope that wins tonight, and also finding ( Read more... )

the things in bold are true about me

( u make me wanna )

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i came back from nyc 30 minutes ago. my flight was delayed and im not going to schooltommorow..i love ny. the first dayi get there we went to dinner at my sisters hotel. (shes the event planner at the ganzavort) after the meal were walking out of the restaurant (ono, really famous in ny) guess who i bump into? JASON BIGGS!! and this time im not ( Read more... )

wow..this weekend was so much fun. on saturday i drove up to dave and busters and met up with al my camp friends. it was awesome. my friends from, texas,tennessee, california, maryland,ohio,chicago, and so on came down and we all chilled. i saw some of the hot counslers from camp.i forgot how much i missed everyone. after d&b, we drove to paiges/ ( Read more... )

today my mom asked me if ive ever smoked pot b4 ( Read more... )