Fic: Narcissus (to accompany the fanart)

[dirty_smudge]

A/N: This is the fic I abandoned in order to draw this. I went back and finished it, because Jim Kirk is too pretty and vain not to fuck himself. Check out the picture for a visual of this fic.
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Jim Kirk/Jim Kirk
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Extreme narcissism. They are sickeningly in love with each other. It's adorable but painful

Comments

[_profiterole_]

I have so much love for this! As much as Jim and Kirk have love for each other. ♥

[dirty_smudge]

That is a love strong enough to shatter the universe. Thanks <3

[blcwriter]

Too funny. I love the toss-off about the Chekovs.

[dirty_smudge]

Thanks :)

[calicokat]

Jim's narcicissm is so charming. “Who needs shame when you're the best fuck in the universe?” about sums it up. XD

Honestly, the sex was scorching, but my favorite bit was the end when they were just touching each other and called the crew back in, it was so loving and adoring. I'm kind of all about the one of them and their love relationship -- as intimate as it gets and guaranteed to be unconditional. That right there is shockingly romantic.

[dirty_smudge]

I know, right? I mean, yeah they're the hottest thing ever, but the same thing could be said of a lot of people having sex with themselves... what really makes this pairing is that Jim is vain enough to be so romantically and unconditionally in love with himself that it's really adorable.

I was tempted to cut out the entire end bit after they were done having sex. I thought that maybe the exhibitionism bit was too cracky... but then, when I first thought about writing this I imagine Jim going back to the bridge, sitting in the chair and announcing: "Yeah, I'm not even gonna pretend we weren't fucking in there."

And it was nice, having them touching and sorting out each others uniforms. So I kept it in.

[calicokat]

Ha ha ha, I imagine the arguments when they have arguments, you know, in the world where they could settle down happily together, would be something, too: two Jims being furiously self righteous and loud and mouthy and trying to yell over each other. But then, of course, the makeup sex...

I'm very glad you left the bit at the end in! I'm all "Awww, I'm rooting for you kids!"

[dirty_smudge]

Their arguments would be all like

"rarr rarr rarr!"
"rarr rarr rarr rarr!"
"I hate you!"
"I hate you so much, you goddamn cocky, stupid, idiotic..."
*the other Jim stares at his pretty mouth"
"...gorgeous..."
*the other Jim is kissing his neck now*
"guh"
*one of them slams the other into a wall, it totally does not matter which*
*sex*

[just_jane_doe]

They really are the best fuck ever! You so totally effing rocked this. Two Kirks... so much better than one!!!!

[dirty_smudge]

TRUE STORY

Glad you liked ^___^

[my_daroga]

Of course my warcry is More Shatner, but this was adorable. I love how they're both like "top? bottom? whatever!" and how everyone just knows.

[dirty_smudge]

Shatner is The Awesome, but I was totally inspired by Chris Pine's sex face when he's been strangled in the film. Shatner just isn't as pretty (and yeah, he's a womaniser, but he isn't quite as much of a stuck-up prick as this Jim is).

Maybe next time I'll write Shatner teaching Pine a thing or two. Glad you liked anyways ^__^

[my_daroga]

Oh no, I didn't mean to complain. I just happen to find Shatner a lot more attractive, but that's why there are two of them, right?

[dirty_smudge]

I thought there were two of them because Shatner was really not right for the movie role (can't see him passing for twenty five :p)

Shh, I know what you mean ;)

I never really found Shatner attractive until I recently started watching TOS properly. Now I can see the attraction, but he's... just... a silly actor. And I can't take him seriously. And then there was the scene in the gym with the crotch bulge in his skintight red trousers... nuuuu thankyou.

Pine is very pretty etc etc, but not actually my type. I'm a Karl Urban girl, myself. Also, Gaila is definitely my type, but that's a whole different kettle of... Orions.

Ohmygod, I should write what happens when Gaila gets her hands on herself, because... guh. And I'm rambling now. Stop me, please.