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[dirtyglasses]

Dear American Apparel,

I see your ads, I get that the model is hot, but I just want to know- What the fuck am I supposed to do with a velvet leotard?

<3

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not the right question

[ext_177006]

what CAN'T you do that a velvet leotard wouldn't make better?

cooking?
reading?
shopping?
gym?
sex toy party?

all things that could use a little velvet leotard.

Re: not the right question

[dirtyglasses]

oh christine, you could totally rock a velvet leotard doing all those things...

i think i'm traumatized by years of ballet, the idea of actually wearing a leotard scares me.

Re: not the right question

[ext_177006]

i know what you mean.

the leotard doesn't frighten me so long as it's not in a pastel color without lining (which was so common in our day), but pink tights still do.

and also, camel toe. i will never get over that.