Doomsday!

[dirtymagazine]

Went to see some short films last night at a cafe bar in Hinkley with Kate and Jenny. Some were good, some...weren't, and it was £2.50 for a pint of lemonade, but on the upside I did coin a new medical term for Kate's itchy boobs (IBT: Itchy Boob Trauma) and buy cheap pick 'n' mix from the Somerfield next door.

The Heart of the World by Guy

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[marmadukesphinx]

Nikka Costa!!!!!!!!!!! I'd totally forgotten about that song.

"Just weeks later Jade, then 14, and 16-year-old Natasha - who is in a secret relationship with the baby's 38-year-old Asian father -found they were pregnant."

NOT SO SECRET NOW!?!??!?!?!

[dirtymagazine]

This State-funded baby factory brings in around £31,000 a year in benefits, courtesy of you and me. They pay no rent or council tax. They have a big telly, a DVD player, and a freezer full of Findus Crispy Pancakes...

Words actually fail me.

[squeeface]

I titally know what she means about IBT!!

[squeeface]

*laughs hysterically* jesus mary and joesph, what a typo to make!!

[dirtymagazine]

Really! What IS all this itchy boob trauma about?