I discovered that even the dirty filthy homless guy is getting the sex, granted noisily behind my office dumpster.

mmm wash over me depression, swallow me in your warm womb, allow me to wallow willingly in your embrace.

why do I have to have standards?

There I was cuddling to my near naked voluptuous companion, her playing a video game being lovely and seductive, while I nuzzled and adored her vicious combos and leet skilz. I go to make my "move"... Bam! the stupid workman chose just then to saw wood(thus killing my own)under my balcony where he was installing a new fence. It was then I ( Read more... )

First: you screw up a dinner date the night before ( Read more... )

All the love my shriveled up heart can muster for all you folks.

need a shower I think...curses on workmen who bust my water pipe before I shower

I went out, I had a fantastical time, I loved, I lost, and I made new friendlies ( Read more... )

My dear friends your hero hears your calls to return to the land off ice, snow, and beans! The hub of the universe pulls often on my soul. But at this time I would not wish to live as I did prior to leaving, the pay check to pay check existence, never knowing if I'll have work in the next month ( Read more... )

I'm still mulling over whether or not that while I'm reposed on the toilet, my kitty will come in and do some stinky business of her own, if it ought to be disturbing? I wonder if it's a stench battle or if she is just spending quality time with dirty the food bringer?

Well first off I would like to thank you for all the support, concern and kind words. NO matter what my words, I want to say I value all my friends even if I appear to neglect you all ( Read more... )

Not depressed, just saddened by events.

On the 12th day of XXX-mas my penis fell off of me…
Eleven Strippers Dancing
Ten Humpers, humping
Nine Prostate milkings
Eight furries scritching
Seven sluts a sucking
Six gimps a whipping
Five Coooock rings
Four blow jobs
Three French Kisses
Two perky tits.
And a ball gag and harness for me.