Congratulations, you've won quite the bargain.
We will not have sex, including manual, oral, or any kind of penetration. You will not touch me in a sexual fashion.
Our safeword will be 'estranged' and you will respect it. If you wish to engage in an interaction that prevents me from speaking, we will agree to a suitable physical signal to replace it. I reserve all rights to end play at any time.
I will have a guard of my choosing with me at all times to protect and enforce this right.
I will obey all reasonable requests outside of these for the first twenty four hours, and first twenty four hours only, as that is the time frame I was given when informed of this fiasco. After that point, I reserve a right of denial.
As for experience, I have been working in the fetish industry for roughly four years and have gone through extensive dominant, submissive and slave training. I do not trust you, and so I will not be a slave to you. I do not maintain my own dungeon but do have an extensive arsenal of appropriate clothing and props that I am willing to use with clients, which is what I will be considering you to be.
Of you, I require no information other than your first command.