I went shopping with Lisa today. I talked her into buying the most adorable pomeranian puppy. She invited me to spend the night after and drink but I turned her down. Maybe I'm actually growing up...or maybe I just love my cat too much to make her skip a meal.
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. Pablo Picasso
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to chew through the leather straps. Emo Phillips
There are only two ways to tell the complete truth- anonymously and posthumously. Thomas Sowell
What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on? Henry David Thoreau
Fight for your opinions, but do not believe they contain the whole truth, or the only truth. Charles A. Dana
In matter of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about 2 days. Jon Stewart
Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. Jim Henson