BY POPULAR DEMAND...!

[leatherfirst]

THE WEDDING BELLS MEME

① Post as your character
② Whoever replies must propose to them
③ They are INSTANTLY MARRIED
④ Play out their married life in the comments
⑤ Shotgun weddings and hideousness encouraged

Comments

[12winged_dealer]

[This is somehow perfect. Would God be pleased? Maybe, but maybe not. So hard to tell these days, but like Bishamon gives a damn.

Behold Ash! You are being presented with a marvelous ring carved to look like wings holding a diamond.]

1/?

[confessmyname]

[It's that DEMON!!!!--the one who started all his problems!]

2/?

[confessmyname]

[HAVE AT YOU, DEMON.]

3/?

[confessmyname]

[REEEARRRRGHHHH]

4/4

[confessmyname]

[Oh. Is that a ring?

And now they're married.]

What.

[12winged_dealer]

Dear, it really isn't good luck to attack your new husband, is it?

[Takes your hand and slides the ring onto his finger.]

[confessmyname]

What.

[Ash looks at the ring--hey, it's so shiny! Look at that craftsmanship! Those wings! He feels like a princess!]

--I will not be deceived by you, demon!!

[12winged_dealer]

[He smiles serenely and brings his hand up, kissing the ring and then back of his hand, then turns it to kiss the wrist and then the palm.]

This is no trick. I truly do offer you my eternal devotion.

[confessmyname]

How can a filthy demon offer eternal devotion?!

[Stop touching him! The impurity! Ew! Ew!! Demon cooties!!!

But Ash's fingers spread open and he stares at how his palm is being kissed. Huh. That isn't so bad, and perhaps each kiss will make Bishamon purer...?]

[12winged_dealer]

I knew love once, and perhaps I shall know it again.

[He brings the other against him now, an arm sliding around his waist and he dips his head in, kissing him full on the mouth with the kind of wicked, sexy skill that only a demon could possess.]

[confessmyname]

[How rude! Why don't demons ever ask for permission?! They just take and take and take--

And Ash grabs onto Bishamon's ridiculously long hair and tries to keep himself from being devoured. Angels have glorious souls, and Ash doesn't want his to be eaten. The last time a demon kissed him, it tried to suck his soul out of his mouth!]

Un-- [Gasp.] Unhand me, demon! [He turns his face away and pulls at--no, more like strokes through--Bishamon's hair.]

[12winged_dealer]

Why would I unhand my new husband?

[He lets Ash do as he pleases with his hair, smiling in that way of his, his arms strong around his waist as he peppers kisses along his jaw.]