Dirt FINALLY gettin
The air in the front room in my apt is kaput, so instead is sitting here sweeting like a fat woman in a krispy kreme donut race, I met denise for lunch then hung around her work till she got out. She was telling me about some woman marrying herself and I just thought DAMN what a great idea! I should ask me to marry me! I mean I've always liked me, found myself reasonably attractive, have loads in common with me, shared many good times and bad times with me, have great sex with myself (no complaints so far anyways), so why not pop the question! I'm pretty sure I could spend the rest of my life with me.
But here's the deal, I dont do jewelry, so I have no idea what kinda ring to by myself so I can prepose to me. I'm also not sure where I wanna prepose to me at, cuz I want it to be a total surprise to myself so I can see the look on my face when I ask me to marry me. Theres also the honeymoon to think about. I dont much care to travel, so I'm really not sure where to take me on our honeymoon. I dont know, lots to think about but I'm excited! I never figured anyone would have me let alone wanna marry me, so now that I'm going to ask myself I just cant stop grinning!
Wish me luck and anyone feel free to offer any suggestions.
dirt-soon to be mrs dirt