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Title: The Perks of the Phone Company
Author: Elena Miscellany/ dirtyxemoxkid
Fandom: Harry Potter
Threesome: Draco/Hermione/Blaise
Summary: Wicked text messages are looked at by telephone companies.
Rating: M
Prompt: Kinky
Notes: Re means reply. Fwd means forwarded. BCC means the message was sent to more than one person.
"Hey John!" Brian Mickey called. He worked for Verizon, and currently, he was near amused tears at the sight of the bill belonging to three: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Blaise Zabini. John Briarly walked over.
"Dear god, lookie there! Them boys got themselves a feisty girl!"
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Text Message
To: Draco Malfoy
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Touch It and Die
Draco Lucius Malfoy, I thought I told you to stop going through my drawers! No matter what you've claimed to have lost, or I'll never have sex with you, ever!
--
John chuckled loudly at the reply.
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Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Draco Malfoy
Subject: Re: Touch It and Die
As if you could do that, kitten.
--
Their boss, Lucille Meyer, walked over. "I thought I told you two to stop bringing porn to work already!" Brian blushed, but shook his head.
"It's a bill, m'dear. No porn this time." He joked. Lucille snatched it, her eyes scanning the paper. "Sweet mother of Mary."
--
Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Blaise Zabini
Subject: I'm Truly Interested...
...what are you wearing, love?
--
"John, whose bill is this?" Lucille asked, fascinated. John shrugged.
"Two guys and a gal." He replied.
--
Text Message
To: Blaise Zabini
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Re: I'm Truly Interested...
Clothing.
--
Lucille laughed at Hermione's reply. "Dear god, those two must have problems with her...haha." She passed the rest of that to Brian and John, before reading the next page of hilarious text messages, that after which she assumed they were a threesome couple.
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Text Message
To: Blaise Zabini
BCC: Draco Malfoy
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Dinner
Are you coming for dinner? It's seven thirty.
--
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Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Blaise Zabini
Subject: Re: Fwd: Dinner
I'm on the way.
To: Hermione Granger
From: Draco Malfoy
Subject: Dinner
Yeah, yeah, woman. I'll be there.
--
Lucille snickered. This Draco character sounded like he found Hermione annoying and Blaise found Hermione as a partner, rather than a lover. John laughed loudly. "Lucille, read this one!" He shoved the paper into his boss' hands.
--
Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Draco Malfoy
Subject: Blaise is a Git
Remember how Blaise said he was going to deny me everything? Well, apparently, that includes sex as well. Could you come over here and negotiate? I'll call him home, he's not around.
--
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Text Message
To: Draco Malfoy
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Re: Blaise is a Git
Said git is over my house, kinda busy. :)
--
Lucille threw the papers down with a laugh, exiting the office. "I am never quitting this job!" She exclaimed, laughing loudly. The office was in fear.
Meanwhile, in the Granger-Malfoy-Zabini flat, Draco sat up, looking at Hermione's cell phone.
"Hermioneeeeee." He whined. "You've got a message from John Briarly asking you out to dinner....is there something you'd like to tell us?"
Author: Elena Miscellany/ dirtyxemoxkid
Fandom: Harry Potter
Threesome: Draco/Hermione/Blaise
Summary: Wicked text messages are looked at by telephone companies.
Rating: M
Prompt: Kinky
Notes: Re means reply. Fwd means forwarded. BCC means the message was sent to more than one person.
"Hey John!" Brian Mickey called. He worked for Verizon, and currently, he was near amused tears at the sight of the bill belonging to three: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Blaise Zabini. John Briarly walked over.
"Dear god, lookie there! Them boys got themselves a feisty girl!"
--
Text Message
To: Draco Malfoy
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Touch It and Die
Draco Lucius Malfoy, I thought I told you to stop going through my drawers! No matter what you've claimed to have lost, or I'll never have sex with you, ever!
--
John chuckled loudly at the reply.
--
Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Draco Malfoy
Subject: Re: Touch It and Die
As if you could do that, kitten.
--
Their boss, Lucille Meyer, walked over. "I thought I told you two to stop bringing porn to work already!" Brian blushed, but shook his head.
"It's a bill, m'dear. No porn this time." He joked. Lucille snatched it, her eyes scanning the paper. "Sweet mother of Mary."
--
Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Blaise Zabini
Subject: I'm Truly Interested...
...what are you wearing, love?
--
"John, whose bill is this?" Lucille asked, fascinated. John shrugged.
"Two guys and a gal." He replied.
--
Text Message
To: Blaise Zabini
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Re: I'm Truly Interested...
Clothing.
--
Lucille laughed at Hermione's reply. "Dear god, those two must have problems with her...haha." She passed the rest of that to Brian and John, before reading the next page of hilarious text messages, that after which she assumed they were a threesome couple.
--
Text Message
To: Blaise Zabini
BCC: Draco Malfoy
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Dinner
Are you coming for dinner? It's seven thirty.
--
--
Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Blaise Zabini
Subject: Re: Fwd: Dinner
I'm on the way.
To: Hermione Granger
From: Draco Malfoy
Subject: Dinner
Yeah, yeah, woman. I'll be there.
--
Lucille snickered. This Draco character sounded like he found Hermione annoying and Blaise found Hermione as a partner, rather than a lover. John laughed loudly. "Lucille, read this one!" He shoved the paper into his boss' hands.
--
Text Message
To: Hermione Granger
From: Draco Malfoy
Subject: Blaise is a Git
Remember how Blaise said he was going to deny me everything? Well, apparently, that includes sex as well. Could you come over here and negotiate? I'll call him home, he's not around.
--
--
Text Message
To: Draco Malfoy
From: Hermione Granger
Subject: Re: Blaise is a Git
Said git is over my house, kinda busy. :)
--
Lucille threw the papers down with a laugh, exiting the office. "I am never quitting this job!" She exclaimed, laughing loudly. The office was in fear.
Meanwhile, in the Granger-Malfoy-Zabini flat, Draco sat up, looking at Hermione's cell phone.
"Hermioneeeeee." He whined. "You've got a message from John Briarly asking you out to dinner....is there something you'd like to tell us?"