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Title: Water Follies
Author: elenaface. dirtyxemoxkid
Rating: T
Prompt: (#10) Water
Completed: [22/50]
Summary: [for lions_serpents] "Damnit, Weasley! You broke my nose and all you're worried about is your shoe?!"
Warnings: language? as per usual.
Notes: *cackles* it's a dialogue, because i miss these.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything, it's all J.K. Rowling's.
"Oy! Watch where you're going, Zabini. Almost knocked you in the lake."
"Almost?"
"Okay, so I knocked you in two feet of water. What's your problem?"
"..."
"Fine. Don't tell me. Don't care."
"Wait!"
"Don't grab me! You're soaking wet!"
"And whose fault is that?"
"Yours! Didn't know you were so graceless."
"..."
"Get off of my shoe!"
"You kicked me in my nose!"
"You won't let go of my shoe!"
"My nose is bleeding!"
"My shoe is going to come off!"
"I think it's broken!"
"If my shoe goes down there, I'll make you go and get it!"
"Damnit, Weasley! You broke my nose and all you're worried about is your shoe?!"
"....You got blood on them."
"..."
"I hate you soooo much!"
"Stop trying to drown me!"
"Curses, I was not supposed to end up in the lake."
"My nose is broken and I'm in the lake and cold and I don't..."
"You don't what?"
"Stop splashing at me!"
"Why?"
"....because! Quit it, now!"
"Whatcha gonna do about it?"
"This!"
"Stop tickling me, I'll drown!"
"...did you not think about what you were doing to me?"
"But that was on purpose."
"Well, damn, I'm loved."
"No you aren't!"
"Would you quit trying to drown me?"
"That question as the same answer as the question do you ever cease being an asshole."
"That was cold."
"I thought you said the water is cold. Not me."
"I hate you too, Weasley."
"Now I'm going to cry."
"Well, too bad."
"And you won't notice because we're surrounded by water."
"How did we get in the lake anyway?"
"Because. You're a stupid asshole."
"Oh."
"Pretty much."
"Hey, that's not why! I recall you knocking me in here."
"No, I was trying to sabotage you. The first time failed and then I was leaving and you were in my way, so I just dumped you in the lake."
"I hate water."
"Aha! So that's what you've been trying to tell me!"
"Damnit."
"I'm going to owl you water balloons."
"Damnit."
"Wait until you get to breakfast."
"Damnit."
"Damn, where's my wand?"
"Leaving me in the lake?"
"As long as you get sick."
"I love you too."
"No you don't."
"Quit splashing, you aren't even in the lake!"
"Well, as of now, neither are you."
"I hate you so much."
"You're such an emotional boy."
"You'd be a better Slytherin than I am."
"I already know that."
"...."
"What'd you kiss me for!? Now I have the taste of disgusting lake water in my mouth. Ick."
"Felt like it."
"I hate you."
"Good."
"Wait until tomorrow. I'll have you one good."
"I'll bet."
"I'm going inside, you can stand there."
"You're wet."
"I know."
"And you're wearing white."
"Only you would notice that, you pervert."
"Yes, me and the rest of the male population."
"That's not even true."
"Go find out."
"I hate you."
"You're dry now."
"And you aren't. You'll die from sickness."
"You care why?"
"I don't."
"Lovely."
Title: Water Follies
Author: elenaface. dirtyxemoxkid
Rating: T
Prompt: (#10) Water
Completed: [22/50]
Summary: [for lions_serpents] "Damnit, Weasley! You broke my nose and all you're worried about is your shoe?!"
Warnings: language? as per usual.
Notes: *cackles* it's a dialogue, because i miss these.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything, it's all J.K. Rowling's.
"Oy! Watch where you're going, Zabini. Almost knocked you in the lake."
"Almost?"
"Okay, so I knocked you in two feet of water. What's your problem?"
"..."
"Fine. Don't tell me. Don't care."
"Wait!"
"Don't grab me! You're soaking wet!"
"And whose fault is that?"
"Yours! Didn't know you were so graceless."
"..."
"Get off of my shoe!"
"You kicked me in my nose!"
"You won't let go of my shoe!"
"My nose is bleeding!"
"My shoe is going to come off!"
"I think it's broken!"
"If my shoe goes down there, I'll make you go and get it!"
"Damnit, Weasley! You broke my nose and all you're worried about is your shoe?!"
"....You got blood on them."
"..."
"I hate you soooo much!"
"Stop trying to drown me!"
"Curses, I was not supposed to end up in the lake."
"My nose is broken and I'm in the lake and cold and I don't..."
"You don't what?"
"Stop splashing at me!"
"Why?"
"....because! Quit it, now!"
"Whatcha gonna do about it?"
"This!"
"Stop tickling me, I'll drown!"
"...did you not think about what you were doing to me?"
"But that was on purpose."
"Well, damn, I'm loved."
"No you aren't!"
"Would you quit trying to drown me?"
"That question as the same answer as the question do you ever cease being an asshole."
"That was cold."
"I thought you said the water is cold. Not me."
"I hate you too, Weasley."
"Now I'm going to cry."
"Well, too bad."
"And you won't notice because we're surrounded by water."
"How did we get in the lake anyway?"
"Because. You're a stupid asshole."
"Oh."
"Pretty much."
"Hey, that's not why! I recall you knocking me in here."
"No, I was trying to sabotage you. The first time failed and then I was leaving and you were in my way, so I just dumped you in the lake."
"I hate water."
"Aha! So that's what you've been trying to tell me!"
"Damnit."
"I'm going to owl you water balloons."
"Damnit."
"Wait until you get to breakfast."
"Damnit."
"Damn, where's my wand?"
"Leaving me in the lake?"
"As long as you get sick."
"I love you too."
"No you don't."
"Quit splashing, you aren't even in the lake!"
"Well, as of now, neither are you."
"I hate you so much."
"You're such an emotional boy."
"You'd be a better Slytherin than I am."
"I already know that."
"...."
"What'd you kiss me for!? Now I have the taste of disgusting lake water in my mouth. Ick."
"Felt like it."
"I hate you."
"Good."
"Wait until tomorrow. I'll have you one good."
"I'll bet."
"I'm going inside, you can stand there."
"You're wet."
"I know."
"And you're wearing white."
"Only you would notice that, you pervert."
"Yes, me and the rest of the male population."
"That's not even true."
"Go find out."
"I hate you."
"You're dry now."
"And you aren't. You'll die from sickness."
"You care why?"
"I don't."
"Lovely."