Title: Companions
Author:
dirtyxemoxkidRating: T
Prompt Set: 100.1
Prompt: Companions
Word Count:
Summary: Draco and Hermione have fun at the manor.
Warnings: none.
Notes: Alternate Universe of Maybe It's Chocolate. Draco and Hermione play at the Malfoy Manor. AU because the Malfoys are mudblood haters, but Draco is secretly rebellious.
Draco snickered quietly from behind the plant in his father's office. Crouched behind the plant beside him was his partner-in-crime, Hermione. Footsteps approached and Draco jumped up.
"RAWR!" He exclaimed, jumping out. Lucius almost dropped his stack of papers and Draco and Hermione ran off. Lucius smiled at the toddlers.
"Draco...where could he be?" The blonde boy in question was behind his father's desk. Lucius pulled the chair from the desk and Hermione squealed as Draco pulled her from under the desk.
"I'll save you, Hermione!" He exclaimed cutely, brandishing his father's eagle quill. Lucius gripped his son with his own quill and tickled him. Draco laughed loudly.
"Do you surrender, Draco?" His father asked him. Draco nodded.
"What fate have I befallen?" He asked, quite intellectually.
"You and your associate shall be drowned in peanut butter and jelly." Hermione looked scared.
"No! Nothing but the peanut butter and jelly!" She cried out, but Lucius grabbed her as well and chased them downstairs to Narcissa.
"I see our little troublemakers are back for lunch." Draco smiled at his mother, biting into his sandwich.
"Ack!" Hermione said, as Draco's jelly squirted out at Hermione. She grinned and smashed the end of her peanut butter on his forehead.
"Die, Hermione!" Jelly and peanut butter flew over their heads and by the end of the fight, Draco's hair was covered in jelly and Hermione's hair was stuck together with peanut butter. Narcissa laughed.
"Friends forever, but you both need a nice hair wash." The companions laughed and followed the woman. Hopefully jelly and peanut butter would come out.