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[dirtyxemoxkid]

Title: Attention
Author: dirtyxemoxkid
Rating: T
Prompt Set: 100.1
Prompt: Attention
Word Count: 185
Summary: Draco can't get Hermione's attention.
Warnings: none.
Notes: Dialogue and Drabblistic.

"What will it take for you to pay attention to me, Hermione?"

"A lot more than waving a brownie in my face. Let me be."

"Weasley's dancing outside starkers."

"Good for him."

"Potter just called and he's in labor."

"Boy or girl?"

"Weaselette fancies me."

"Doesn't everyone?"

"She tried to jump me at work."

"Whatever."

"She succeeded."

"Mmhmm."

"She wants me to come over for dinner tonight."

"Like I care."

"I'm going to go."

"Uh-huh."

"What should I wear?"

"Go nude for all I care."

"Hermioneeeee."

"Draco."

"Pay attention to meeeeee."

"No."

"I'm going to Weaselette's house now..."

"Have fun."

"No!"

"Okay."

"Why won't you pay attention to me?"

"Because, I'm reading."

"Are you mad at me?"

"No."

"Did I do something stupid again?"

"No, but with you, who knows."

"Would you pay attention if I said Potter is a table dancer?"

"No."

"Would you pay attention if I said Potter gave me a table dance?"

"No."

"A lap dance?"

"Nu-uh."

"If I snogged him?"

"Negative."

"Er, your mother's dead."

"Really?"

"No."

"Okay."

"Um, your owl just died."

"Oh Merlin, did she really?"

"Aha! Score."