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1. Something purple within 5 feet of you?
Zum Rub
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own?
I have this black vinyl corset. Looks a little like something Madonna might wear, without the swirly cones and tassles.
3. When were your nails last painted?
About a week ago.
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
A CD
5. How much Japanese do you know?
mmmm, about... two words
6. Do you look good in yellow?
Actually, I do, but fuck you if you catch me wearing it.
7. Do you sing?
Yes
8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
Um, not that I remember.
10. Do you have a nice cell phone?
Fuck no
11. Least favorite color?
Yellow
12. Ever had Dippin' Dots?
They're so COLD
13. Ever played an instrument?
Clarinet, some violin
14. Ever had an H2O mass?
a what?
15. Do you believe in Big Foot??
Do I care would be a better question.
16. Ever been to a palm reader?
taught him how to read palms at Prom
17. Last Pez dispenser you had?
Giant Santa
18. Had sex in your current car?
No
19. Did you have a good weekend?
What I consider my weekend, yeah.
20. Do you have a best friend?
Yes
21. Do you go tanning?
I have ONCE. And okay so I keep thinking about going back but whatever.
22. How is today going for you?
Druh.
23. Any plans for tonight?
Wee Human Fishbowl that is my work.
24. Have you ever had stitches?
In my throat
26. If you could be anywhere right now where would you be?
Outside of the borders?
27. Do you find yourself sexy?
ummm no
28. Current disappointment?
That Noah isn't awake to go walking around with me.
29. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
No
30. Do you have plants in your room?
no
31. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
Um, Fleetwood Coffee
32. Last piece of mail opened?
My water bill
33. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yeah
34. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
I've never been in a taxi and it upsets me soooooo much but I can never afford them.
36. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
It depends on how much I hated them. What? Let's be honest here.
37. What do you want people to remember about you when you die?
My laugh
38. What were you doing at 9 PM last night?
Watching AEon Flux
39. What is your favorite drink at Starbucks?
? the "I don't go to Starbucks very often and when I do it's just for regular old coffee" drink?
40. steak or ham?
preferrably not.