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[disbelief11]

I looked on with amusement when the woman in front of me at the grocery store checkout yesterday purchased several different bottles of booze, two giant bags of limes, and three bottles of Listerine.

I thought of fishdoctorpost when I overheard someone talking about a guy from Macedonia. Except that I heard it as "Mastondonia" and thought "HE WILL CRUSH YOU

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[timian]

Yay! I'm always so happy when you post. ::SQUISHES::

Also, I haven't yet had a chance to try Colbert's ice cream either. Sniff.

[disbelief11]

I'm happy when you post as well, Lover Boy. (OK, I don't know where that came from but let's run with it for this comment, hm?)

Damn these stores for separating us from our Americone Dream! Why isn't our right to Stephen Colbert's ice cream an amendment to the Constitution?

[eee1313]

I overheard someone talking about a guy from Macedonia. Except that I heard it as "Mastondonia" and thought "HE WILL CRUSH YOU!"

This just never will not make me laugh. I get e-mails from Jam and Ticketmaster telling me what the upcoming concerts are. Mastadon will be playing at the Metro (I think), and every time I read their name in an e-mail I follow it up with "WILL CRUSH YOU!" Heh heh heh. I think we need an icon of that...

THEY WILL CRUSH YOU!

[disbelief11]

We DO need an icon of it! But I can't help with that because my icon skillz consist of cropping a photo down to the size I want. Anything more complicated isn't happening over here.