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[disce_omnes]

The sudden influx of the seething masses. Why is that?

Kindly keep a distance from my instruments, your hands to yourself, and perhaps we may get along.

Should you find a need to embrace someone, this fine young lad would be more than worthy of your attentions.

Comments

[icarus_suraki]

May I ask you a question, doctor?

Why are you so amazing?

[disce_omnes]

That question sounds highly rhetorical.

[icarus_suraki]

Still...I wanted to know. Consider it a declaration of admiration, if you like.

[lulutiffany]

But I want you, Doctor.

[disce_omnes]

Pardon me?

[ride_a_chosen]

Hugs for me? ~♥

[disce_omnes]

No. You may, however, embrace the midget. Nicely, now.

[35years]

What?!

[disce_omnes]

Strange, feminine-shaped creatures with a fetish for young boys.

[35years]

So don't go throwing me at 'em!

[disce_omnes]

They need a potent distraction from entertaining thoughts of getting their hands on me.