the first;

[discessum]

[ There is some static, but a rough voice with a mild british accent can be heard well enough as he accesses the network. ]

Hello? Is anyone there? Angel?

What is this? Did Illyria do something? She doesn't have any powers that can -

[ A pause and the sounds of footsteps. ]Tell me this isn't Heaven. I wouldn't dream of being so lucky, and

Comments

KDJKA WESLEY!

[1inageneration]

...How do you know Angel?

OH THANK GOD A SLAYER!

[discessum]

[ Extra static and muffled sounds, because his phone is currently in his pocket, but he recognizes that voice! ]

Is that you, Buffy? I wonder if you'd mind postponing the small talk. I seem to be rather preoccupied with a curious distraction. Of the fanged variety. [ HINT HINT. ]

AHAHAH HERE TO PROTECT YOUUU

[1inageneration]

[Geez. Doesn't anybody talk to her because they genuinely want to talk to her? No, it's all 'Hi Buffy here save the world now', not even a 'how was your day'.]

You're going to have a lot of explaining to do. And I'm pretty sure your curious distraction is Alucard.

...Where are you?

Re: AHAHAH HERE TO PROTECT YOUUU

[discessum]

[ He's speaking very quietly and quickly, even though he assumes Alucard can hear him anyway. ]

An alley near the fountain. I wouldn't even say anything, but it seems a little more supernatural than your average vampire. Emphasis on the super.

[mottoaiokomete]

I think not~.

[discessum]

I think that much has been established by now.

[mottoaiokomete]

So what have you learn~ed?