A ACTION ♌ 1645 Albright Lane
[It's a bright morning in 1645 Albright Lane. The snow is clean and sparkling outside. The woman laying in bed beside her husband is peaceful, deceptively so. It's calm. Quiet.]
Ah!
[There's a thump, then another, the confused words of a suddenly awoken husband who found himself on the floor and the hissing of a
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Welp. Looks like the hissing isn't the only thing new.]
Uh, ok, so I don't know how to break it to you, but that's not attractive at all.
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Did I die and not realize it? Is this some strange afterlife?
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This is Mayfield. We're all trapped here. Some of us are totally dead, which is a bummer and all, but lucky for you, most of us aren't! Unless uh, you just witnessed any large explosions or were in a car wreck or something.
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Oh! And the sun will not blind you, though it's quite cold now so you should make sure you wear lots of warm clothes before going outside.
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[Logic at its finest]
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The sun is okay. You might get burnt in summer if you don't wear sunscreen and stay out for a long time, but it won't be dangerous. And it looks really bright because it's reflecting off the snow!
[Despite all her large words and how serious she sounds, it's still clear this is just a lil girl]
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Thank you. By the way. For the information. Chances are I wouldn't even recognize my friends right?
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...might she go by Dolorosa?
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Or else the entire town would have gone blind a long time ago.
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I can assure you the sun is completely safe here, especially since everyone arrives here with a human body that can definitely withstand it.
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