Men are like...

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For  all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.  Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,  WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get  a little sausage.

1. Men are like Laxatives - They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas - The older they get

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cows smell icky ... and i prefer soy milk and tofu over milk and beef ... so ... i dont get it.

i also have no idea why i own a blender.

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