I should skip school on a regular basis
So today my mom decided that school wasn't nearly as important as going to the doctor, eating out, and grocery shopping so yeah I had a pretty interesting day. We went to pick rachel up from school today since we had nothing else to do. I got attacked by a bunch of CCSers who some of which I didn't like, but whatever. So we pick up Rachel AND Carrie and then as we drive away, Rachel's like "I have art club" so we turn around and head right back to school. It was like we exchanged Rachel for Carrie. Anyway, here are some of things that ensued:
"World domination would suck"
"Urban Diarrhea"
"What the crap?" "Do it. Now" "I'm walking" "Have you ever tried to do it while walking?"
"It's like smiley, harmony, greenlawn, rose, cloverdale. I hate this town!"
(places hand on shoulder) "Tomorrow's trash day"
"Pee on them" "Does he think I'm tall. Hold still..."
"How 'bout it didn't smell like this before. Did they add the smell while we were in there?"
"How are you sexy?"
"Here comes our punishment. Milk won't save us now!"
"It was a bad neighborhood..and also a cat."
"When you squeeze a pillow you are squeezing everyone who ever squeezed that pillow. It's like STD's...with pillows"
"The limbo kids. I didn't see the bar..."
"Dude people should just start limbo-ing without the bar...in public places."
"I'm touching it because you told me to touch it"
"Here's a hot topic for you. What's up with tongues?"
"I figured out what was up with tongues actually. The interesting thing about tongues is it can taste and feel. Most things can't do two things like that. Like your eye. Can it see and feel, and if so, why?"
"God told them to." "Who's John?"
"Something cool happened" "It wasn't you" "I happened."
"Rachel will drive you home." "I'm...hesitant"
"The female" (not gonna post the story behind this)
"I've only been gone for five minutes..." (not really gonna post the story on this one either)
There's so much more, but I can't remember right now. I'm sure they'll come up again though. After all, my mom pays Carrie to be my friend. Which is hilarious. Still LMAO about that one, actually.
Oh and "YT" lol