( The Random Question Meme! )

does anybody want to be my boyfriend please?


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OMG i went to the scitech roadshow and fucking met ELLIOT SPENCER!!!!! i have had the biggest crush on him for so long i watch roller everyday just to see him, hes my idol and not only did i get to meet him, he gave me his number and now we are going on a date next friday!!!! he was really nice and even hotter and funnier in real life, we talked ( Read more... )

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Well I guess that would make us unhealthy, broke and stupid. We begin to crawl off of the Morgue Mobile at 3PM to start our daily schedule of press followed by a greasy treat from the local McDonald's... thanks Ronald for putting us one step closer to the grave you stupid ( Read more... )

what im going to do is paint my whole body red and wear a dress and no underwear and take the dress off and have something wierd covering my cock, and write unpunk on my chest, and 666 on my fuckign stomach ( Read more... )

A few year's ago my friend jacqui and i were in europe and decided we should go to Russia,and we'd never been to Russia before so we're all 'fuck yeah! lets check out Russia this is gonna be cool', And so we flew from amsterdam to moscow ( Read more... )

rejection ( Read more... )

it rhymes with rollertoaster.

I am priscilla QUEEN OF THE DESERT ( Read more... )

I got fucking jury duty, gayyyyy, does anyone from australia know if they give you food? or how much you get paid?