A Kelly Rant for Rachel (who is not around to hear them anymore)

[disco_lemonade9]

Okay so on one of my random trivia kicks i found out that orlando bloom's first movie role was as the rentboy in Wilde but before reading Oscar Wilde's biography I didn't know that renter was late 1800's slang for male prostitute. So anyway yeah I finally saw that movie today. I think I might show it to my English class. Jude Law plays a brilliant

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[egyptologist526]

Ive always known that Orlando was gay. Whats wrong with reading books written by gay guys? Isnt that the same as reading a book by a straight woman?

[disco_lemonade9]

i wasn't reading books by them at the time. i was reading their biographies. and informing her of the sordid details of their affairs.

[pittscolt45]

Start randomly quoting lines from Tennessee Williams' plays around your mom. It'd be hilarious.

[disco_lemonade9]

I already do- Cat on a hot tin roof, anyway.

[darcy_mhina]

gay guys are great. this post is amazing. i've really missed my dose of kelli rants. you shall have to rant for my later in person.

[karamei]

Nietzche was gay? Ah.

You do get speechy. But I know how that is lmfao. And both of our speeches never make sense... except yours are just too smart for everyone else, and mine are just... uh.. yeah. Nonsensical.

Haha. Stop scaring the Russian kid. I feel bad for the boy.

[disco_lemonade9]

Nietzsche had a menage a trois going with the composer Wagner and Wagner's wife.

I can't help it. I'm verbose. that's who i am.

Ok i was talking to him and he kept looking down as discreetly as he could before snapping his eyes back up to mine again. what was i supposed to think? (Besides the fact that my rocky horror shirt might have been a bit disturbing)

[karamei]

But what did you SAY? Lmao.

[disco_lemonade9]

Nothing directly. I just started glaring at him and finished what i saying very coldly before moving away and going to talk to someone else.