Comments | disco_lemonade9: Welcome to the Monkey House

disco_lemonade9

Welcome to the Monkey House

Oct 09, 2005 13:36

Do you think Jesus ever had a sexual urge? And if so, what did he do about it? I mean, he was supposed to have become 100% man, right? So that he was like us? Well, wouldn't that mean that he thought about sex too the way we do? I can't picture Jesus thinking about sex, but it's also impossible to imagine a human whose mind sex never crossed.

dandy warhols, jesus, sex

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darcy_mhina October 9 2005, 17:41:31 UTC

because of the way people always portray jesus i guess it would seem like he never had any sexual urges, but i think he did. he'd have to have. there is no way he didn't.

mmm dandys. i need to listen now.

darcy_mhina October 9 2005, 17:44:32 UTC

[o didn't see that other part of the question.] i think he just didn't follow those urges 'cause he had a purpose that was more improtant to him.

disco_lemonade9 October 9 2005, 18:45:05 UTC

so you're saying that he couldn't fulfill his purpose and act on his sexual urges?

After posting this, i was trying to recall anything that jesus ever preached on the subject of sex. the only thing that came to mind was "he without sin cast the first stone." he forgave the sexually promiscuous, but i don't think he ever said a word for or against sex. that's kinda why i wonder if he ever thought about it.

darcy_mhina October 10 2005, 11:10:31 UTC

yeah, i think so.

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karamei October 9 2005, 17:59:54 UTC

Well, according to the DaVinci Code and whatnot, he married Mary Magdalene, and I don't believe this, but if it were true, it doesn't technically go against any commandments, since the child they supposedly had would have been within marriage...
Just something to think about. Outside the box!
I don't really know any other theory on this, except what Rachel says. Man. That would suck.

Brighter than Sunshine is playing.

disco_lemonade9 October 9 2005, 18:45:24 UTC

yeah i think the davinci code is crap.

pittscolt45 October 9 2005, 18:48:50 UTC

I think Jesus was a homosexual.

disco_lemonade9 October 9 2005, 18:52:45 UTC

i'm laughing too hard to formulate an intelligent response.

Ok. And why do you think this?

Yeah I almost sent this post exclusively to you (via text) because I thought your answer would be the most interesting. And lo and behold! It was.

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disco_lemonade9 October 10 2005, 00:12:46 UTC

I was wondering if there were any Kurt Vonnegut fans who got why the title of this entry was Welcome to the Monkey House?