Miss Wizardverse...

[disco_mandy]

I mean, I usually hate to dip into these petty, petty beauty pageants.

But this is Draco. An opportunity to vex Draco, once lost, is lost forever.

Master Malfoy, I present to you....

The man I'm shagging. (And...some woman.)Actually, Richie Darling....who is she? I hate to pry but I found it in your dresser draw. Distant cousin? She does have

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[star_ruet]

I concur. ;)

[dmalfoy_]

You don't vex me. You vex me even less than Lavender, and she pissed me off for all of about...oh... .2 of a second.

[lavenderb]

Two seconds? I'm so proud!

[dmalfoy_]

.2 of a second, Lavender, not 2. To the uneducated, that would be 'one-fifth of a second'.

[lavenderb]

Still I managed to annoy you for a fraction of time, my work is done!

[lavenderb]

Terry is really cute in that picture Mandy.
Really cute.

[taleabsinthe]

I knew I was prettier than Draco!

[dis_owned]

Now Darling, I know you're expecting me to say that the picture is of me and my first love - sadly not true its my cousin that married that duke fella. My favourite cousin, we grew up together so no skeletons there dearest