the sadest thing is you

the best thing i got out of this past year was the love of a now dead duck... what was the best thing that happened to you this past year

they don't call me hand job hank for nothing

they don't call me hand job hank for nothing... :)

i'm getting kicked out... my step mom say's i have to have all my stuff out by saturday... this sucks!

http://www.colonblow.com/?source=overture <--- one of the funniest websites ever ( Read more... )

What is poop made of?
    About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a ( Read more... )

show me the way to your pants, and I'll show you the way to my butt!!!

I hate Americans!!!

GSF!!!