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THIS IS MY LIFE:

"Danielle, can I use your..."

"Danielle, can I borrow your...."

"Danielle, I ran out of mine so can I have some of your...."

"Danielle, do you have any...."

"Danielle, do you mind if I..."

"Danielle, am I a retard for bringing nothing to college and being completely unprepared so now I have to rely on you?"

THE ANSWER IS

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[_brian_]

danielle can you come home already and hang out with me?

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You could be coming here on Friday but you're dumb or something instead.

I'll be home a week from Friday though.